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every time theres a new bad tv show or movie people act like its the end of the world you guys need to learn about the not watching shit method i’ve been successfully employing the not watching shit method for years

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issue 56 was awesome

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BRING BACK REAL DISPUTE RESOLUTION

look at these nerds, standing infront of everybody like they think they're tough shit, hiding behind their big box thingies and TALKING like a bunch of bitches. What do you have a microphone for? Do you seriously think I want to hear what you have to say? I don't want to hear your side of the story, I want to see you FIGHT for what you believe in, you sopping wet dweebuses

The worlds gone soft, I'm telling you.

And don't think gun duels are safe just because they involve death. This has got to be the weakest way to kill a man ever conceived, you have someone tell you to take steps away from your enemy and turn around and shoot and just hope that you hit them first. Absolutely pathetic. What if I just shot them in the back before taking those steps, what are you gonna do about it? I'm now the only living person here that has a fucking gun, idiot!

Just look at these fools. look how goofy they look. That guys hats flying off and he's trying to catch it. Embarrassing. It's a stupid hat anyway, you should be glad it got shot off. And I just know the other guy is dizzy from spinning around so quick, he's lucky he even landed that shot anywhere near him because you know what happens if he misses? They have to stand there and reload, and these are old guns, they'll probably take forever to reload, plus it might even blow up in their faces because old timely people are dumb and can't make things good.

Their clothes are stupid too

Okay this ones not too bad, it's got cool monsters and if you lose you get sent to the shadow realm and everyone who ever disagrees with me deserves to go there. This is definetely a big step up, however, you have to read in order to win. Fuck that. Not only that but they stand so far away when they're dueling, like they're scared of getting caught in the splash zone of a blue-eyes's attack, if it were me, I'd get right up in my enemy's face, I'm not scared of some bitch-made dragons.

And another thing, they are way too calm in these duels. Where's your anger? Where's your fucking rage?!

Now this, this is how you settle an argument. You're up close and personal, it's intense, you look fucking majestic. Just two big men working up a sweat, going to town on each other, not a word spoken, unlike those moist-ass 'debaters'. Gotta love it. We need to bring this back

Perfection. Fucking Perfection. It's like a sword fight but way cooler. The swords burn man, they burn! And in this one you can use magic to like, jump kinda high or throw stuff at your enemy. And these men are way sweatier, it's so hot, the temperature I mean, there's lava AND laser swords and the guys are just going absolutely ham on each other, doesn't get much hotter than that.

This is the absolute peak of dispute resolution, we NEED to start doing this more

Tha k you for coming to my TED talk

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Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

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There was a lot of Steven Universe discourse, but nothing about what truly mattered.

Where the hell did Peridot get the key from?

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/40967295

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I accidently made the funniest shit ive ever done 😂

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if kitsunami has a million fans i am one of them.

if kitsunami has ten fans i am one of them.

if kitsunami has only one fan that one is me.

if kitsunami has no fans i am no longer alive.

if the world is against kitsunami then i am against the world

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/37905415/chapters/100492845

New chapter!!

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It's Surge Sunday

reblog this post to totally Surge your friends

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My Sonic sexuality headcanons:

Tangle and Whisper - Asexual lesbians

Surge - Pansexual aromantic

Silver and Blaze - Pansexual (not attracted to each other)

Tails and Kitsunami - Aroace

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/37905415/chapters/98535117#workskin Just dropped chapter 4: “what went wrong”