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your favourite trio changed a tyre ‼️‼️‼️‼️

your favourite trio is gonna sit in a hot car and wait for roadside assistance 🤠

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your favourite trio is gonna sit in a hot car and wait for roadside assistance 🤠

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it’s so funny when people online act like women reading trashy romance novels is like. a new phenomenon and a sign of the downfall of society bc this has never been a thing before. this has been an extremely popular genre of book for ages. the only difference now is that they’re written by women who wanted to fuck kylo ren. which i guess is annoying. out of every man in star wars like be so serious. they had harrison ford in those movies

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do you all like me? do i blog well?

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Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

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Maladaptive deeply held belief: nobody could ever love me. Im going to die alone

Positive counterthought: maybe someone has an exceptionally rare form of mental illness that would cause them to make the grave mistake of wanting to fuck me

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would you let me into your room so i can sit awkwardly on the ground wearing an oversized t shirt and look at your posters like a squirrel searching for threats before proceeding to say nothing and stare at you until you speak to me. would you let me do this

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from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

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idk thinking about how sometimes you have to show up for people you aren't that close to, because sometimes you're just the person who's there. sometimes you invite a new friend to a party and end up having to sit with them through a panic attack. sometimes you run into an acquaintance on their worst day and they need to talk about what happened. sometimes someone is crying in a stairwell and you're the only one around to ask if they're okay. and none of this is "trauma dumping" or whatever the fuck it's just being there for people because you're the one in the room with them.

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how are you liking the consensual sex, age appropriate lover? 😈

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why are we the only gay people in this gay bar right now

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some of you are very nice to me and i just want to say thank you and i love u

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“were you watching this when it was releasing” “i was ten” im going to Prison

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something horrible and homosexual happened to me tonight and i will be making it a problem for visitors of ao3.org/teacupivy in the near future

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healthy romance starts w friendship

and bad romance starts w rah rah rah aha ha roma roma