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Everytime I see a post about Americans I brace for impact, but this one??? Is really?? Nice??
*walks into american followers bedrooms* *in gentle voice* hows it going champ
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Everytime I try to point out the hypocrisy of allowing me to take someone’s name, but freaking out and asking “why can’t we just hyphen the names?!” When I want them to take mine, people come for my throat.
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“15 Men React To The Idea Of Taking Their Wife’s Last Name After Marriage”
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If you port in the cup, The can taste lingers
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realizing you can open cans of soda with a can opener is gonna change my life
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When I read the last panel I literally heard the national anthem play in the background
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mag14 piecemeal jonny i’m american and i don’t get it either
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We love to see it
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lol
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I can barely remember most of cinderella, but I remember this short daily
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Cinderella II: Dreams Come True (2002)
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credit goes to: tiktok account-@riskhappy, idk if she has a youtube channel or anything
anyway this is pretty funny so enjoy
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When it went over his hand I was so scared it was gonna bite him, but alas, it was only wholesome
A very curious octopus.
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If Jesus were Alive today in thr flesh he’d be comforting the lgbt kids you kicked out of your and freeing the people at the border, not patting the president on the back Brenda
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Tis i, the bi, a fan of the Pan 🏳️‍🌈
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Solidarity 💖💛💙 💖💜💙
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How could you ever be broken?
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Why are we so obsessed with throwing ourselves off that thing?
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Anne Edson Taylor inside the the barrel she designed for her plunge over Niagara Falls. She survived the feat, on her 43rd birthday. Standard library of knowledge. 1904. 
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hey just wanted to pop in and say that if you or anyone you know (or who follows you) is in need of a protective face mask please dm me at @ masks-by-dibi . i'd be happy to ship one out, completely free. i've been sewing masks to donate but the hospitals in my state are all good for now, and i'd love to be able to help out and aid in y'all's safety. i dont ask for credit card info or anything like that. just a name and address, and i'll send you a free reusable cotton facemask. please stay safe!
thank you!
anyone who can’t afford a mask, contact OP
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I’ve never been compelled to buy a print before. I like key chains or stickers usually. But everyone needs to see this fucking Rocky Horror print. The second I get a new appartment that thing is going the fuck up on my wall
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added a bunch of prints to my store! http://trashcanprince.storenvy.com 
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That’s dope
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