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The bond between sapphics and transmascs should honestly be studied atp

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Male writers writing female characters:

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

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autocorrect just tried to change "omegaverse" to "metaverse" and i think i'm genuinely offended

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me when the fixation is hyper and the interest is special

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I love that genre of tumblr post where someone comes up with a fuckass scenario like hey what if there was a root vegetable that dyes your cum purple and stains your skin if someone nuts on you, and it becomes a popular thing and then someone comes up with a lipstick colour that perfectly imitates the same look and for like three weeks it would be the trendiest possible look to wear it because it looks like you just sucked off some slut with novelty colour cum, and everyone who isn't wearing it fucking hates it.

And then someone replies to it with "this is actually pretty much the plot of [one of those old classic animes that you've been meaning to watch at some point but never have] except the guy who invented the lipstick is also doing all of that in order to take over the world because he wants to fuck alien plants" and there's like five replies to that reply going "oh fuck you're right but why did you say it like that."

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There was a lot of stuff I was supposed to do today, but instead I've made this:

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my favorite thing right now is how mad the official french language people are that parts of african languages are getting mixed into french

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Hey OP what the fuck 😭

Europe is not a continent get over yourself

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I've just had a quick trip to St James' park!!!

I

SAT

ON

THE

BENCH

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fr?? omg haha no wayyy