pirates-are-secret-agents
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in a lot of fandoms; spn, marvel, percy jackson, bts, 911, dc (kinda), dp, young royals, the witcher, good omens, ofmd, httyd, bnha, half bad, yoi, hp etc...
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pirates-are-secret-agents · 12 days ago
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Been marveling my rivals lately
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pirates-are-secret-agents · 13 days ago
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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction
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pirates-are-secret-agents · 15 days ago
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to all my americans out there, i hope this can help you
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pirates-are-secret-agents · 17 days ago
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nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.
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pirates-are-secret-agents · 17 days ago
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hank green's 2025 bingo card is gonna make me pass out
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pirates-are-secret-agents · 20 days ago
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employees should be allowed to steal, actually
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pirates-are-secret-agents · 21 days ago
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I have no reaction to Supernatural trending anymore, it’s just “what’s new, it’s the Supernatural is trending website”
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pirates-are-secret-agents · 21 days ago
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pirates-are-secret-agents · 21 days ago
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Cockles in 2024 = Power couple
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pirates-are-secret-agents · 22 days ago
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Can someone please explain to me what evaporated milk is? Wouldn’t that just be gas by definition? I live in constant fear
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pirates-are-secret-agents · 29 days ago
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okay i'm locking these in early i know what's gonna happen i'm calling it now
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pirates-are-secret-agents · 1 month ago
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Misha Collins once said:
"So Castiel makes his homosexual declaration of love"
(November, 2020)
"Supernatural was like a very kind of macho hetero show so for there to be this romantic declaration of love at the end"
(March, 2022)
"legitimisation of this forbidden love"
(September, 2022)
"Also, Cas is gay."
(July 1, 2023)
"If the CW wasn't so homophobic Dean and Cas would have been balls deep for sure"
(April, 2024)
"Castiel actually says I LOVE YOU and not like I love you like a brother but I love you like a lover"
(December, 2024)
"And Castiel was gonna be there [in the Roadhouse], sitting at the bar, with his hand around Dean"
(December, 2024)
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pirates-are-secret-agents · 1 month ago
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I think the funniest thing about Dean and Cas has got to be that they were in a relationship for years yet none of them seemed to realize that. That is objectively quite hysterical.
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pirates-are-secret-agents · 1 month ago
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the ending we deserved!
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with his arm around dean.
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pirates-are-secret-agents · 1 month ago
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why are yall not talking about the information yall don’t know? yall fake
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pirates-are-secret-agents · 2 months ago
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im not american, so 0% on average. if the service or food was really good, i round up to a nice number. so maybe 57 > 60 or sometimes even 79 > 80.
it doesn't really matter bc our workers make a decent salary and don't depend on tips, so most people don't really tip (much).
at a typical visit to a sit down restaurant where the service is just normal, not terrible but not noteworthy
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