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Looks like a cannoli

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i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

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it's kinda peculiar how some thing were mentioned by multiple people;

- soup ; why?? is it bc you're sucking on something or what?

- umbrellas ; ??

- washing your ass ; does that mean the people who say that don't wash it?? that's honestly horrifying

- salad ; once again, why?? is it because it's stereotyped to be for women?

- finding certain women attractive, muscled or short hair or whatever ; oh yes liking women as a man is so gay

I'll never understand people who think like this. hope they all just ignore them and go on with their lives; eat soup, wash ass, and get pussy

I’ve never been happier to be queer

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The urge to bother my mutuals

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“It’s all about him.” ITS ALL ABOUT HIM??!! FOGGY WAS THE KINDEST PUREST SOUL IVE EVER KNOWN??!!?!!! AND GUYS LIKE YOU AND ME CAN WORK A LIFETIME AND STILL NOT MEASURE UP TO HIS DECENCY?!?!!!!??!!?

if i don’t get an onscreen mattfoggy kiss when fogs comes back from witness protection i am taking matters into my own hands istg

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oh my god yes please

Thinking about Foggy calling Matt from witness protection and Matt just thinks he's officially losing it because as Frank confirmed in the latest episode Matt already hears Foggy and what's one more hallucination on the other end of his phone.

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he's coming back, he has to right.? right??? it's foggy, they can't just bring him back, give us hope nd then destroy us... he has to come back

f....foggy fans..... here's how we can..... here's how we can still .... here's how we can still win. we. we. we can still win. he's fine.

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yup same, I forgot they have different milky ways so I just clicked, then saw the reblogs and remembered.

like why make chocolate bars different under the same name?? really confusing. but yeah doesn't really change my answer luckily

sorry to do a completely meaningless poll to you all but

no nuance/I'm bald/I don't know these candy bars option, if you don't know them then this isn't for you

as a reminder:

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humpbacks living up to their names

let's hear it for gay whale sex

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bill is so funny to me. like clara knew what genre she was in but bill? homegirl is clearly living in an indie coming-of-age queer college movie and the doctor keeps trying to get her to help him defeat horrors. she's got an essay to write. girls to kiss. she doesn't have time for this shit man.

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Oo umm streekspecifiek in Brabant zeggen ze hendig (betekent makkelijk), hebben mensen daarvan gehoord/gebruiken ze het?

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a little late, because i had work today, but happy ides of march!!!

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i got elon musk...

i get money and i will change everything about his company, his political influence, twitter and how he treats other people.

the world will be better off.

only downside is i'd be an ugly nazi... maybe I'd do the world a favour, sell/undo everything, gift all the money to people in need/charities and shoot a bullet between the eyes.. also sounds quite good.

Spin a wheel to be assigned someone!

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a-a--a

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i drew him

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