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Gay lawyers!!

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I don't want Elon Musk to kill himself because that would get him some sympathy from liberals and "oh so you don't care about mentally ill people?" would become a common line. Ideally I'd like him to be assassinated Luigi-style, but again that runs the risk of him becoming a martyr. No, the best way for him to die is in a stupid accident of his own creation, which I'm frankly shocked hasn't happened yet. Y'know like Tesla malfunction, falls over the non-OSHA-certified guard rails in his own factory, SpaceX explosion, crushed to death trying to fuck one of his ugly robots, ect.

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On November 7, 2024, Denmark used a racist, culturally biased "parenting competency" test to remove a 2 hour old baby, Zammi, from her loving indigenous Greenlandic Inuit mother, Keira, because her native language, which uses minute facial expressions to communicate, will not be able to "[prepare] the child for the social expectations and codes that are necessary to navigate in Danish society." This test had been recommended not to be used at the federal level before this happened but certain municipalities, including the one this happened in, chose to continue to use it regardless. Not only is this blatantly racist but also violates multiple declarations and conventions that Denmark has signed that protect the rights of indigenous people.

Please sign this petition to help Keira to get her baby back.

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'what happened to women.....theyre a lot less willing to suffer for everyone else's benefit in the family' oh so you're aware that the nuclear family unit only works if the women/mothers are miserable....? interesting......

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i love antique stores you go to check out & theyre like “where the hell did you get this”

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Probably my favourite single Achewood panel of all time

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Anyone remember basketball? — what happened to that ? Where did it go?

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Demonstration of an officially licensed wind-up hatching Yoshi toy from Japan. After the egg is wound up by rotating a part of it, the two halves of the egg shell fly apart at a high speed as the Yoshi toy inside is revealed, briefly wobbling.

Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Small Findings | Source: kikaim

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perfect headline. no notes

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"nobody was injured during the accident at the premier of Marvelslop3000 because only two people bought tickets to it" sounds like a joke and yet

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Audra McDonald, Anne Hathaway and Raúl Esparza in Twelfth Night by Brigitte Lacombe, 2009.

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