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i find it so funny that the ides of march are directly after pi day. lets cut some yummy pie up then immediately the next day stab a roman emperor
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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
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when my local friendgroup hit our late 20's/early 30's we all metamorphosed into ancient romans and/or redwall characters bc now whenever we have 'get togethers' ppl are always bringing over cheeses and crusty breads and cured meats and olives and grapes and ales etc
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u ever look at maccready or maxson in fo4 and think “has anyone at bethesda ever seen a 20 year old in their entire life”
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