piratejenna
piratejenna
Playing It By Ear
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Wake up and try to do good! Jenna, she/her Welcome to my record of whatever hyperfixations and other randomness have my interest
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piratejenna · 11 hours ago
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hey that's a cool happy character you got, mind if i make them have a panic attack or maybe a sobbing breakdown? haha no pressure or anything it's cool if not
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piratejenna · 12 hours ago
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Hey, should we check in on that Target boycott? See how it is going?
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Reminder that this is still going on (through April 17th) and that we, the consumers, have a lot of power
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piratejenna · 12 hours ago
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piratejenna · 17 hours ago
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An old movie poster. Apparently, this was the first movie that made Mia cry when she saw it. I'll have to check it out one of these days.
In a better universe they've watched it together :')
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(i've accepted as canon that goncharov exists in the aa universe yes)
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piratejenna · 17 hours ago
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I've been seeing a lot of posts about piracy lately and in light of this i do need to say something because I've been seeing a lot of misinformation.
anti-viruses, vpns, ad-blockers- none of these are going to help you here.
the first thing you're going to need is a good solid boat (preferably oak wood). you will also want some cannons and a plank depending on the sort of shenanigans you plan on getting into.
Also! Not once have i seen any of you talking about the importance of citrus fruits and vitamin C. antivirus doesn't prevent scurvy. come on you should know this by now.
this sort of misinformation is wildly dangerous and irresponsible.
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piratejenna · 17 hours ago
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[talking shit about a guy] he could not earn the trust of a horse
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piratejenna · 17 hours ago
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dead serious WHAT did they put into claire de lune to make it do all that
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piratejenna · 17 hours ago
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piratejenna · 19 hours ago
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if your disability makes it difficult for you to leave bed to brush your teeth, Colgate makes a product called Wisps that are single use, no-rinse toothbrushes you can use while in bed. They have a bead on the brush that dissolves and acts as toothpaste and can be swallowed. The other end has a toothpick.
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piratejenna · 19 hours ago
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Did you seriously just allow the seed of cruelty to sprout
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piratejenna · 19 hours ago
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I'm gonna be real I don't think anyone is ever gonna figure out Danny Phantom is living teenager Danny Fenton unless they see him transform. Because like. What the fuck is a half-ghost. Makes no fucking sense. If Danny Fenton is dead surely someone would have noticed by now.
What I think is more likely is that someone notices Danny Fenton bears a striking resemblance to Danny Phantom and delicately (or not so delicately) asks if he has an uncle or something who died young and that's why his parents are super into ghosts.
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piratejenna · 19 hours ago
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how to stop performing for an imaginary audience
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piratejenna · 19 hours ago
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the guilt of spending the whole day doing nothing but still feeling as tired as if I spent the whole day working
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piratejenna · 21 hours ago
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Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting
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piratejenna · 21 hours ago
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worlds loudest HELL YEAH BROTHER heard projecting from the back of this costco
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piratejenna · 21 hours ago
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I'm gonna be real I don't think anyone is ever gonna figure out Danny Phantom is living teenager Danny Fenton unless they see him transform. Because like. What the fuck is a half-ghost. Makes no fucking sense. If Danny Fenton is dead surely someone would have noticed by now.
What I think is more likely is that someone notices Danny Fenton bears a striking resemblance to Danny Phantom and delicately (or not so delicately) asks if he has an uncle or something who died young and that's why his parents are super into ghosts.
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piratejenna · 23 hours ago
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just a reminder:
a black girl character growing her hair out long breaks more stereotypes than a black girl character having short hair
a black girl character getting to be soft and fragile breaks more stereotypes than a black girl character being strong all the time
a black girl character being protected and comforted by others breaks more stereotypes than a black girl character having no one to look out for her but herself
a black girl character being considered pretty or cute by other characters breaks more stereotypes than a black girl character being considered unattractive
not everything that is empowering for white girls is empowering for black girls
the sexism we face overlaps, but it is not the same
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