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My OTP: Wash x Cars

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this is the villain for like 6 seasons straight

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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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at the start of the game karlach and astarion are absolutely fucking reeling from being suddenly freed and are in a state of manic joy that would probably seem alien to them like a week ago, while gale has been locked in his depression tower for so long he's almost completely forgotten how to talk to people. shadowheart has not a single fucking clue whats going on because shar keeps slurping up her memories and lae'zel is literally in the midst of her ultimate nightmare scenario and trapped on an alien planet with a bunch of jackasses who have no idea whats happening. so almost everyone has experienced a situational personality shift and isn't quite the person they were a year before you met them. EXCEPT Wyll. Who is just like "this isnt even the weirdest thing thats happened to me this month." my man got scooped up, tadpoled, and slammed back and said "oh well, not gonna ruin my day" and went about his business teaching self defense to children and slaying evil beasts. He didn't even seem confused he literally did not give a shit. no urgency. He's like "I'll put that in my day planner but is gonna have to wait until after i hunt down this demon." When you recruit him there is no sense of "oh man we really gotta help each other because we have the same problem" he just would have said yes because you asked and he's wyll. Or because you told him he could kill mindflayers. He'd be like "sick" and done, no questions asked. Just another Tuesday for the blade.

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Boletus sensibilis.

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ethan winters (the fallen angel (alexandre cabanel) - recreation)

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fake romance scenes (6/?) - morning after - Raphael edition 🔥 based on this: (x)

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I hate Oracles

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@skipitty-bop

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imagine going to a house party and ask to go to the bathroom and like theres a dark souls silver knight guarding a chest in there. and like you ask him to not look but he doesn’t respond at all. He’s not like agro, or staring at you with intent, but he’s FULLY aware of your presence and watching you like you intend to steal

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the most fucked up thing ever is being obsessed w ur own oc. why do i have to make content of them why cant they just magically appear on my screen for me to reblog 200 times. fucked up and also evil

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Reblog to kill it faster

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Emet-Selch is truly soo funny he literally makes a crystal for Azem IN SECRET after they were sundered and says "where you walk, my dearest friend, fate shall surely follow" and he's soooo sooooo mad that fate, indeed, surely follows where their reincarnations walk

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*banging my hands on the table* WHERE IS ALL THE WESKER/M!READER OR CHRIS/M!READER CONTENT FUCK AFAB CONTENT I WANT MEN