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Yeah Mr. Darcy’s proposal was a complete turd and a half but you gotta understand. You got your life together. A good career, stable income, retirement plan, all that shit together. And you meet this girl. And she’s everything. Clever, outspoken, funny, calls you on your bullshit. Grade A cutie, right? And she doesn’t go out of her way to spend time with you but she’s nice, and sometimes you catch her looking your way in a way that makes you think you might have a shot.

But her family. Holy shit.

First off, it’s p much ALL women, and mostly UNMARRIED women, which at this time means of something happens to her dad then you’re financially responsible for like. Four grown ass adults, potentially forever

Because mom in law is DEFINITELY gonna need someone to take care of her when dad in law kicks it, and they have like. NO money. So already you’re accepting that if all goes well, you’re gonna be one random old bag’s retirement home. That’s expensive and exhausting, yeah? Imagine asking someone on a first date knowing that if they say yes and things go good her high-strung chihuahua mother is gonna move in with you. IMAGINE.

And girly’s other sisters. Well, one is a sweetheart, yeah, so she probably won’t be an issue, but that still leaves three more, and two of those ones are INSUFFERABLE. Never went to school, dumb as rocks, spend cash like it’s toilet paper

And while one of the two is young still and might grow out of it the OTHER one is actively torpedo’ing her entire family’s reputation by wandering off with random dudes and chasing ass. She’s never gonna work, she can’t build connections, she’s a fucking sinkhole, and she’s being led on by the same goddamn con man ass leeching tit who’s been bleeding you dry while telling anyone who’ll listen that your family is full of ratty thieving bastards.

And if he dumps her after a week- WHICH YOU KNOW HIS BITCH ASS IS GONNA- you’ve got a SECOND UNMARRIABLE GROWN ASS ADULT TO PROVIDE FOR. And you KNOW she’s gonna be a tantrum-throwing little shit about it, and it’s not like you can lock her in the basement or something, you’re gonna have to bring her fucking. Everywhere. And give her an allowance and shit while she contributes zero, because again, she NEVER GOT EDUCATED AND HAS NO MARKETABLE SKILLS. She’s not even good to TALK to. FUCK

And you’re looking at this girl’s father like “please for the love of fuck get your spawn under control, marry them off, get them working on their résumé, learning to sew or be nursemaids or manage staff or SOMETHING, yall got no money and one foot in the grave” and that old man just laughs like “haha yeah, what can you do. lol”

So you’re looking to the mom and finally it’s making sense how she got that twitch in her eye and as MUCH as she is you’re starting to realize she’s the SMART one, desperately throwing her armloads of girls at random men like they’re a bunch of fucking lifeboats bobbing around a sinking ship, like yes Jesus Christ sweetly that life boat IS old and ugly and kind of boring but for FUCKS SAKE PICK ONE

And you look back at this girl who is ALSO REFUSING THE LIFE BOATS BY THE WAY and god damn it she’s still the most radiant thing you’ve ever seen so fine, fuck it, Christ alive, you’ll do it. You’ll shoot your shot. She’s everything you’ve ever wanted in anybody abut it’s not even just about that anymore, it’s about being her best fucking shot at a future, and even if she doesn’t like you all that much she’s still gonna say yes and that might break your heart a bit knowing it’s about the money but who knows, maybe it will at least be civil, or companionable, and even if she doesn’t LOVE you at least you’ll know she’s well and cared for

And so you’ll do it. You’ll take on the neurotic stress mess mother in law, the absent father, the broke ass wingnut no brain no money no future airhead sisters, the bad mannered relatives and the embarrassing behaviour and the impending future of sharing your entire shit with a clown parade of freeloaders, you’ll risk it all and accept the absolute certainty of financial ruin and emotional exhaustion for the rest of your whole ass life and you’ll make your own family deal with it too, you’ll do it, you’ll fucking DO IT, you stupid lovesick motherfucker

And so you go to this chick like “look. Your whole family’s a shitshow. You’ve got fucking nothing and you’re gonna die on the street. But for some reason- and I don’t get it either- I’ve fallen in love with you, and I wish I didn’t, but I did, so I’m telling you that whether you like me or not, I’ll give you everything. I’ll give you everything even if it’s the dumbest shit I ever done. Fuck my stupid Baka ass, I’ll marry you.”

And she looks at you- having heard or considered absolutely none of your months-long internal debate and monologue- and goes “The fuck did you just say about my family, you son of a bitch?”

And the shock of that is enough to jolt you back into a reality where you are able to actually hear and process what just came out of your damn mouth And yeah

Yeah, I think I kinda get it

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if ur gonna be pressed into service by your liege lord, u want to be the swiftest rider. get good at horses, because they're always sending the swiftest rider off to do some other shit that is, crucially, away from the battlefield. I'm telling u. when ur forces are outnumbered and the enemy legions show up with some unexpected advantage, someone in command is gonna say, "send the swiftest rider to alert the queen!!!" that's u. u want to be that guy

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💔 My child is dying before my eyes... and I am powerless to save him. 💔

I don't know how to write these words, as my heart can no longer bear this pain. I feel as if I am drowning in a sea of ​​helplessness and fear, while my little boy, Mohammed, suffers in front of me, struggling to breathe, in pain every moment. All I can do is shed tears and pray.

My child is suffering from severe lung infections, and his condition is getting worse by the day. The doctors told me that the only hope to save him is urgent surgery,

But when I heard the cost of the treatment, I felt as if the world had collapsed on my head. The amount required is very large, and I only have a small amount of it. I cannot stand idly by and watch him suffocate in front of me, but I also don't have the ability to save him alone.

I beg you, please💔❤️‍🩹

Don't let my child go

Don't let the disease take him from me while I am powerless to do anything. Any help, any support, even if it's just sharing this appeal, could save his life. Nothing is more painful than seeing your beloved child in pain, unable to relieve his pain.

Please, save my child before it's too late. Help me not lose him, so that my dream of seeing him grow up before my eyes doesn't turn into an endless nightmare.

Verified : @90-ghost

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#SaveMyChild #Mother'sAppeal_BrokenDad #MyChildNeedsYou #Don'tLetHimDie

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Hello, where have you been, man or woman? I wanted to tell you that you are now reading this post, either at work, on your break, or with your family, having a good time. I don’t know, but what I want you to know is that I am now writing this post after I was (forced) to flee. Focus on my words. I was forced, under the intensity of the aerial and artillery bombardment, to flee from my home to another place. Why? (Just to search for safety). Imagine, just to stay safe. This will not end here, and I am also suffering from a lack of food and water. This is our life. It is truly difficult. What I am going through cannot be described, but rather lived. I mean in my words that no matter how much I write, say, document, or take videos and photos, it will not be enough to describe our situation. Therefore, my friend, I ask you to donate to me if you can, and if you cannot, and I truly appreciate everyone’s circumstances, just share. Maybe someone else who has the ability to donate will see this post and donate, so please donate.

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friends. romans. countrymen. i am asking. i am begging. please use headphones when consuming audio content in a shared space.

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“In North Korea, there’s no sun. They got rid of the sun. Cause communism”

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Sally just became a big sister to her baby brother Mohammed. Their mother Laila @laylaayman-blog2 has been fundraising trying to support their family through the awful conditions in Gaza, but it is hard for her to keep promoting her cause while taking care of a newborn, and donations have slowed as a result. She needs our help to share her campaign!

Please consider donating what you can, no amount is too small, and share if you cannot donate! Everything helps to get this campaign moving again, so that Laila can provide Sally and Mohammed with their basic needs!

Vetted by @bilal-salah0 , @90-ghost , @a-shade-of-blue , and @dlxxv-vetted-donations

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Urgent: Four-Year-Old is STARVING!!!!

Moneer @lion-5 is a teen advocating for his baby sister, Sham. This is an older picture now. Their family is weak and fasting, and the campaign is extremely stagnant and they are literally starving!!

Moneer is a gentle, caring kid who desperately needs community help in caring for this small child.

Please donate today:

Vetting: GazaVetters #8

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400+ people were killed in gaza last night.

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Book Howl is so fucking funny because he's LITERALLY a 27 year old grad student. He has a car. He's just a fucking dude that learned how to leak green slime. Legend.

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I am not immune to Lucy Carlyle going from working for Jacobs, who wouldn't even go into Wythburn Mill with her, to working with Lockwood, who would go to hell and back with her.

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Having a boyfriend is literally free

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average r/cathelp user: my cat keeps ruining my neighbors garden, he complains the cat is scratching his car and tires, sleeping in his yard, messing up his day, and has made remarks about wanting to take his anger out on the cat for my selfishness of leaving him outdoors. my cats still outdoors obviously, we live in australia we're not as sensitive as you americans, but he recently left me a note with my cats description and saying he was going to trap it and hand it off to the rangers if it wouldnt stop going on his property. obviously my cat is still outside as i type this but i worry sleeping at night knowing someone out there wants to hurt him :(( fyi in the comments i end up saying "i dont know if hes chipped". at no point do i consider bringing him inside, hes been an outdoor cat his whole life!! what legal precautions can i take on my neighbor for hating me and my poor defenseless destructive innocent yard ruining cat ?!

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You guys gotta remember that the end goal of all this political shit is to strip mine public services and funnel money into the pockets of the wealthy. Don't get distracted. "Why are they doing this what are they gonna do next?" They're gonna strip mine public services to line their own pockets. Everything is a means to that end.