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Be me an apple:

Invent gravity by some nerd called Newton

Terrify doctors

Cast adam and eve out the garden

Get snow monkeys into hot springs

Have a deadly compound in seeds (cyanide)

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Idea:

Put a hamster in a cage with metal supports connected to the walls of a hollowed out bowling ball

Like such but replace the outer cube with a bowling ball and put a hamster in the inner cube acting a wheel.

If you throw this bowling ball down a residential neighbourhood with an average speed of 18 kn/h (easy to achieve) the hamster will exceed 3x the speed limit.

Better yet get a particularly strong friend the throw it down a public road of 30km/h speed limit and they could pick up a speed camera and the culprit will be the hamster.

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Timing heart palpitations to the drum beats to get the immersion experience.

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When no mogus :(

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Do you put more clothes on than you take off or take off more than you put on.

I shouldn't be this confused yet my astounds me once again

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GET ON THE POINT, MAGGOT!

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Alright you scallywag I accept your proposal

P - peach tinted - peach tinted

I - I like the way you kiss me -artemis

P/п - прибой - shit shit shit (fuck you its russain)

E - evening - corn wave

B - burbank house - tsubi club

O - Огнеопасно - Твои Крошмари

M - Maniac - carpenter brut

B - Временно расстройство

S - sudno - molchat doma

E - Eddie Murphy vs KFC - corn wave

X - hate being sober - chief keef

@pumpkin--pirate @john-tumblerer

rules: pick a song for each letter of your url and tag that many people

Subliminal What Kind of Man Everything She Wants Everytime We Touch Telephone Odds Are Reaper Accidentally In Love Nachde Ne Saare Great DJ Emperor's New Clothes Psychosocial Outside Pretty Girls Toothbrush Alcohol Remedy Toxic

I don't have that many mutuals @alenkorra @badgermolebender @biconickyoshi @lokfeedsthegays @kjthenbee @mellyoraa @ozais-lobotomist @korrasamibottles @assignedpeanutallergyatbirth @appalesbian @thewhorradora @tallanastyflorida @snapcracklepop15 @starshinemaiden sorry if any of you have already done this

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Life

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Life is a musical and I am the instrument

I get played :(

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I was today years old when I learnt you can adjust fridge brightness

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I love tf2 a real username:

Women are temporary edging is eternal

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Hi real quick does anyone have the cat gif that goes like this

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If you the spicy tango with conjoined twins is is a threesome?

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I made this in a minute

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Would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no more games?

Or

Games, unlimited games, But no games?

Answer wisely

Hmmm tough question Mr tumblrer......

I gotta say unlimited bacon my hands are tied