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Okay, I might be pulling this out of my ass but since that finals match was in Evermore that means the foxes should have been wearing their white away jerseys. Which means: the final match was a game of chess.

Not only are they wearing white, but they have first serve (Dan won the coin toss), and near the end the Foxes' king (Neil, because this is a battle between Riko and Neil) changes positions with the tower (Matt, a defenseman that towers over most people) creating the illusion of a castling.

And right there at the end, Riko attempts to kill Neil because they're in front of each other, but that's not how kings work. In the time it takes him to take that step, Andrew closes the gap and strikes. Check mate.

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I love the whole “maybe Jeremy isn’t traumatized maybe these are just results of really stupid scenarios” thing.

Like imagine the reason he doesn’t want to be recognized by cops is because he got caught skinny dipping while trespassing or some shit

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i present to you: the foxhole paradox

how the FUCK do aaron and kevin get to reddin. it's too far to walk there and back in time to be out of practice for minimal time, the pairs are designed for only those two to be out at that given time so. what the fuck happens here. can aaron teleport because honestly i don't think neil would tell us if the answer was yes

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happy birthday neil josten why does your ship name autocorrect to handrail

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a future where january 19th isn't so bad

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And he finally had everything

Everything he needed

Didn't get a chance to post this yesterday...

But anyway Happy Birthday, Junior!!

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you'll never guess who my fav from aftg

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flirting

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personally i think Andrew gets jealous soooo easily. like he literally warned Nicky off from Neil with a knife and was so afraid his brother would ditch him for a girl that he made him swear to a "bros before hoes" pact. he has so many possessive tendencies, that man is JEALOUS.

a key part of his character is that he is convinced nobody would want to be around him without something in return. he literally makes deals because he doesn't trust people to stay with him. that man doesn't know the meaning of secure attachment! he's never even seen it before!

even if Andrew logically knows Neil is demi and doesn't feel attraction towards anyone else, that's not gonna snuff out his bone deep belief that he is disposable. he's gonna feel jealous and possessive and even insecure at times, even if he won't outwardly show it.

this isn't to say he doesn't learn how to have a secure attachment style with Neil or that their relationship is unhealthy. it just wouldn't be unusual for Andrew to experience extremely jealous feelings, feelings that he'll have to work through with Neil and also with Bee

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run boy run

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some day i will do an actual drawing of andrew. today is not that day

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Neil has an anonymous Reddit account and he’s always posting new stories that have actually happened to him but are so crazy that nobody really knows how to react

“AITAH for not telling my boyfriend that my father wants to kidnap me and torture me because I knew he’d worry too much?”

“My mother died in a burning car and now I’m addicted to the smell of nicotine- plus five updates”

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Neil josten:

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jean moreau initiation into the nest, bedtime sketch

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I love the AFTG characters and their silly interest like Andrew canonically likes to watch musicals with Bee, Kevin is down bad for history, Neil thinks math is fun. They’re just so human I love them

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the enormity of my desire disgusts me

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never read tsc but this is how i imagine jerejean in my head