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And this is how John Adams got Independency back on the table

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Not me accidentally blasting 1776 in the school's hallways 😂

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Why, yes, I was so tapped out on my classmates's tangents I wrote, Just tell the Congress to declare Independency! Then sign your name, get out of there, and hurry home to me! in the middle of my notes

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😍😂 oh the blackmail material this comes with 😈😂

Imagine your favorite historical figure was caught hugging a huge teddy bear

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😂😂😂

I can see this going two ways:

1) Adams figures out how to use it so as to call everyone he can and pester them about Independency.

2) Adams can't figure it out, tosses the darn thing aside, and declares, "You, sir, are truly obnoxious and disliked!"

Imagine your favorite historical figure trying to use a touch screen phone for the first time

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😂😂😂

I AM WHEEZING HELP 💀😭

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Bombastic side eye

Just found this photo and I am DYING

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😂😂😂 I can't even

I finally understand why he did the glasses thingy:

Wilson out here roasting

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me sending a text:

me five minutes later when there has been no response: I HAVE BEEN IN EXPECTATION OF RECEIVING A REPLY

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Gentle reminder that it is completely okay to honor your needs ❤️ and if you need to take a step back from something or someone, that is absolutely acceptable.

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Do you ever just want to toss a note off a balcony that reads, "Dear humanity, I'm taking myself back to bed. Kindly go away." ?

No?

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I legit said "Good God" casually as though that's a normal phrase 🤦‍♀️😂

In other words?

My face looked like this:

My immediate thoughts afterward sounded like this:

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It just occurred to me:

John Adams is the bag and the second continental congress is represented by the pencils 😂

Physics: More pencil tricks

Source

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Not me now getting ideas for writing and drawing prompts as well as polls 😂☺️

Imagine your favorite historical figure in an aircraft for the first time

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I can't tell if Adams would find it exhilarating or terrifying. Not to mention if he would wind up clinging onto Abigail or Jefferson for dear life.

(but I do think Franklin would be cackling in the background, especially if Adams wasn't a fan. And I could see Jefferson being like, "oops we have to take an aircraft so you'll have to hold my hand.")

Imagine your favorite historical figure in an aircraft for the first time