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Only cried for like 3 minutes this time.
I think I cried more watching You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah this time than the first time two months ago
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I don't wanna watch tv without you here 'cause I'll miss you echoing the dialogue of every scene as if I'm misunderstanding what they mean
#It's how I hate apologies usually but for you I've gathered the guts#.pdf#Breakfast for Dinner by Winnetka Bowling League save me#same me end credits song from YASNITMBM
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I think I cried more watching You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah this time than the first time two months ago
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want to come over and play I hold onto you and never let go
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seeing a post i made yesterday: no one should have this much access to previous versions of themselves
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did anyone miss me i have some bad posts coming up
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Who am I to argue with G-d's voice speaking to me through larvae?
Is it more likely that Hashem is speaking to me through beetles or that my vibes have a direct and significant effect on bugs in my care?
#firm believer that you don't need to believe a coincidence is more than a coincidence to decide to take it as your ''okay'' to do a thing#.pdf
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End of the year Asks
Song of the year?
Album of the year?
Favorite musical artist / group you started listening to this year?
Movie of the year?
TV show of the year?
Episode of tv or webisode that defined the year for you?
Favorite actor of the year?
Game of the year?
Best month for you this year?
Something that made you cry this year?
Something you want to do again next year?
Talk about a new friend you made this year
How was your birthday this year?
Favorite book you read this year?
What鈥檚 a bad habit you picked up this year?
Post a picture from the beginning of the year
Post a picture from the end of the year
A memorable meal this year?
What鈥檙e you excited about for next year?
What鈥檚 something you learned this year?
What鈥檚 something new about your place of residence (room, home, or general location) now vs the start of the year?
Favorite place you visited this year?
If you could send a message to yourself back on the first day of the year, what would it be?
Did you keep any New Year鈥檚 Resolutions?
Did you create any characters (in games, art, or writing) this year? Describe one
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Is it more likely that Hashem is speaking to me through beetles or that my vibes have a direct and significant effect on bugs in my care?
#not incorporating any of this into my beliefs but. two wild realizations within minutes of each other.#.pdf
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can someone invent a type of letting go that actually feels good instead of feeling like your soul is getting ripped out via large intestine
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Nah one straw is no problem bro. I'm the strongest camel ever, I'm carrying like TEN THOUSAND straw right now. If I can handle ten thousand straw then what's one straw gonna do? Stands to reason. Just chuck it on bro, it'll be fine.
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waving my freak flag at half mast to indicate there has been a pervert tragedy
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i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]
#I'm just saying if she'd killed me in August it would've saved me a lot of trouble.#I realize that sounds more suicidal than intended. This isn't ''I'm dying by someone's hand''.#This is ''I feel like I'm having a new breakdown about her every week and that's on top of everything else crumbling'' or whatever.
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pawign at you so cute and small okay?
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being drunk and horny does feel a bit like there's a demonic influence
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hey baby... that health insurance executive assassination has me thinking about how I threw away my shot with you. I know you feel that I gave you subpar treatment, and I'm not trying to deny those claims. still... is there any chance we could be re-United?
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"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back
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