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The fact that I have heard more than one minecraft hardcore youtuber refer to baby zombies as 'Philza Killers' and treat them with extreme wariness and caution not extended to other mobs is Very Funny like oh no we can't fuck with the undead toddler it killed God once

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first post here

hello tumblr <3

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i love you im glad you exist im so happy you’re alive

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reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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The only bad thing about Gem and Joel's team up is, well, they actually have the means and the skill and the luck to do it.

But, you know, if a team makes it to the end, there can only be one.

And we've seen that except... they aren't the type to give the win to the other, they worked too hard, too proud of their skills, and it would feel like a disservice to the other to try and hand it off.

They aren't the type to sling bloody punches at each other in a cactus ring, begging for apologies and singing their sorrows.

They aren't the type to promise an honored deal with crossed fingers only to turn and twist and laugh maniacally as they betray due to the desperation of time ticking inevitably away

They aren't the type to twist bitterly and finally end up together, one reaching only finally so they aren't alone for the other to throw it away in what they think is what is wanted

They aren't the type to dance around and ignore hearing that the other doesn't want the win, ignoring it because they don't want to be alone only for the other to die silently without realizing and left wondering

No

Either of them could win. Statistically Joel has beaten Gem more than she has him, but that doesn't mean she can't win, Joel gets flustered easy. Joel tends to get more reckless and take the long shot that pays off, but Gem tends to flounder if caught off guard.

I think, if they are at the end there will be no promises or honor duels or gifted or taken wins, I think they'll just lunge. Not like a desperate wolf bites, but as an acknowledgement to who they are as people, bloodthirsty and fun and wanting to win. Maybe they will, at best, mention fight club and maybe negotiate the same rules, leather or no armor with wooden swords, but this is not an honor battle of forced apart partners nor is it a grief stricken apology to make the game end.

And I think one of them will die laughing as they go. Maybe disappointed but proud because they almost got the other and they did it together

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Drawn to "Last Woman on Earth" by Paris Paloma

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Okay WHO IS READY FOR MY RANT ABOUT HOW GRIAN “CHEATING” ON SCAR WAS (mostly) GOOD ACTUALLY AND SCAR WAS (mostly) THE TOXIC ONE IN THAT SITUATION

Disclaimers: this is about the characters, does not reflect how I see the CCs at all. I will also be talking negatively about the characters (mostly scar), this doesn’t mean I dislike the characters, in fact c!Scar is one of my absolute favorites and I will defend him till my last breath but NOT RIGHT NOW because I realized that everyone else in the fandom has been defending DL!Scar for the WRONG REASONS and it drives me crazy cuz while I defend even his DL actions there are some that I cannot! And it is the actions that the rest of the fandom thinks are okay!!

Okay, first of all no offense to everyone but HOW am I the only person who sees this 😭 I’m a Scar main through and through you literally just have to ACTUALLY WATCH SCAR’S POV to see how mischaracterized he is in DL fan content.

So where do I start? How about from the beginning of this whole mess: finding your soulmate.

Everyone always points out how devastated Grian was at finding out his soulmate was Scar. Oh, poor Scar, his soulmate doesn’t like him back… ARE WE IGNORING THE FACT THAT SCAR DIDN’T EVEN CARE?? And I don’t mean “he’s acting like he doesn’t care what Grian thinks” I MEAN HE NEVER TRIED TO FIND HIS SOULMATE.

I’m a Scar main as I said, I always watch Scar first. When DL came out, I was actually CONFUSED about the gimmick before watching other episodes BECAUSE SCAR CARED SO LITTLE ABOUT IT. His title and thumbnail was LITERALLY about him and the Jellies being soulmates. I thought “are they connected to mobs?” After watching the episode, by the end of it (at latest) you find out that Scar and Grian are soulmates. I was like “… okay…? Does this matter?” Cuz Scar didn’t act like it mattered. I was convinced that soulmates changed per session because of how little Scar cared. But no, that’s his reaction to finding HIS ACTUAL SOULMATE.

Desert Duo was what Divorce Quartet would’ve been like if they decided to stick together anyways. Actually, not even. It’s what they THINK they would’ve been if they decided to stick together anyways. I think if they stuck together they would’ve been a great team and forgot about the whole nether mess. But DESERT DUO was NOT. Desert Duo was a bigger mess than Divorce Quartet could’ve dreamed of, the divorcees are only winning the toxic competition because they’re actually TRYING to.

Do people forget that Scar was the one who got Pearl into “soulmate torture”? No, they don’t forget, well some do, but others just think Scar was justified. Why? Cuz Grian “cheated” on him? Do we forget that he theoretically only knows that much later in the series? Like bro.

ACTUALLY, THAT’S A GOOD TOPIC TO BRING UP RIGHT NOW. The cheating. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: “cheating” implies that they were TOGETHER. And yes, I AM being lenient with this one, I don’t need them to say they’re in love to be together cuz I get that’s not the point. But how was desert duo’s relationship established? With Grian begrudgingly trying to work with Scar and Scar completely brushing him off.

Like, don’t get me wrong, Grian was mean to Scar. He didn’t put much respect on his name, he BARELY let Scar keep the pandas, and didn’t trust him AT ALL. I think that was wrong of Grian! But then on Scar’s end, he doesn’t care because he’s not TRYING to please Grian. He spends the entire series trying to do his own things and Grian is more of an obstacle than a partner. (To which I think SLAY!!! He’s the REAL “I don’t need a soulmate” character. How people forget that he always declared the Jellies as his true soulmate is beyond me. Oh, right, cuz they purposely pretend he said it AFTER Grian was bad to fit their narrative better.)

So what I’m trying to say here is, THEIR PARTNERSHIP IS NOTHING. Grian is the only one TRYING to maintain a relationship (he’s doing a bad job but he IS trying). So WHY in the WORLD would it be considered CHEATING when the ONE GUY PUTTING EFFORT INTO A RELATIONSHIP is the one who quits and finds a new partner?

The thing I will call Grian a bad person for in the “cheating” scenario is trying to make BIGB a cheater. GRIAN wasn’t cheating, but he was IN HIS OWN WORDS, TRYING TO “STEAL REN’S MAN”. Bro was in it to cause PROBLEMS. Now, I’m a biggri lover okay, I am NOT team “Grian was only using BigB to start drama”. He literally said he was heartbroken when he found out BigB wasn’t his soulmate, the signs he liked him before being stuck with Scar were THERE. I just think Grian felt it would be more fun if there was drama. It’s in his nature. I believe he picked BigB because he genuinely liked him.

Now let’s take a look at what we have:

Grian tries to find his soulmate while Scar doesn’t have an OUNCE of care for the concept of soulmates.

Grian tries to form some sort of partnership, he and Scar’s ideas clash, they aren’t getting along.

Grian is stuck with a soulmate that doesn’t even call him that, who also tortures him just for the lolz. So he gets himself a man who will actually be his soulmate.

I don’t see anything especially wrong with this scenario (other than of course Grian “stealing” BigB lol). Sometimes two people don’t get along, and that’s okay! Grian’s got a new man, why would Scar care when he never cared what Grian was up to before…

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SCAR IS JEALOUS

Now I should probably address that Grian was keeping BigB secret from Scar, which adds to it seeming like cheating. Well first of all he knows that no matter what he IS stuck with Scar so he can’t ruin that, and also AS WE SEE Scar is MAD about this relationship so he had to keep it secret, and also as mentioned Scar NEVER REALLY CARED WHAT GRIAN WAS UP TO!!! So why should he tell him??? Yeah okay it’s not COMPLETELY good but I haven’t been trying to say Grian was perfectly innocent I’m just trying to say Scar is worse.

LIKE RIGHT HERE. WHY IS HE JEALOUS. WHY IS HE MAD AT GRIAN. TOXIC EX ALERT!!! ACTS LIKE HE DOESNT CARE ABOUT YOU, AS SOON AS YOU FIND SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT YOU HE SAYS “why are you hanging out with someone else”

“Secret soulmate 🙄 I’m your REAL soulmate binch” YOU HAVE BEEN CALLING THE JELLIES YOUR REAL SOULMATE THIS ENTIRE TIME WHY IS GRIAN NOT ALLOWED TO GET HIS OWN REAL SOULMATE???

It just drives me crazy. WHAT AN ENTITLED LITTLE BINCH. Doesn’t care what Grian does AS LONG AS he’s mine. I’ll never say I want him but if he belongs to someone else I’m mad (aligns with his other seasons a bit actually but this is the worst of it). Ignores him, acts like he doesn’t need him, doesn’t want him, but if Grian actually accepts that and moves on? Oh, he’s messed up. I don’t need you, but you better need me.

IT’S SO BACKWARDS AND TOXIC!!! I LOVE IT CUZ IT MAKES ME SO SICK!!! But nobody else in the fandom can seem to see it 😭 it’s all “oh poor Scar he just found out his beloved soulmate is cheating on him 😢” ARE WE WATCHING THE SAME DOUBLE LIFE OH MY GOD?????

It just feels like a huge disservice to Scar to pretend he was focused on Grian the whole time. I LOVED watching him ignore his soulmate and do his own plans!!! I LOVED watching him do his little sanctuary and enchanter things!!! But all fan content of DL!Scar ignores that in favor of “he tried to get Grian to love him and cried when he didn’t 😭” NO TF HE DID NOT!!!!!!!!! HE SLAYED AND TOOK THE ENCHANTER!!!!!!!!! When Grian cheated on him he went ALPHA TOXIC BOYFRIEND MODE not SAD BABY BOY MODE!!!!!!!

I keep saying he didn’t care about Grian, but you can tell he sort of did. You can see him enjoy the things Grian does, see him happy when they do things together… but it’s a rather small thing compared to everything else he has going on. On the surface, he doesn’t care about Grian. But he does. But I’m not saying it’s necessarily as pure as fans make it out to be. He’s possessive of him, which actually makes some sense considering their relationship was originally founded on Grian’s life belonging to Scar.

I could also get arguments that he DID really care about Grian the whole time, he’s just REALLY FREAKING BAD at showing it. That seems consistent with his character, not really being able to show how much he cares. But like, in the case of DL he would be SO bad at showing it that Grian better GTFO lmao.

But like, he mostly starts getting along with Grian better after Grian KILLS BIGB 😭. Probably because now Grian is truly only his and has finally realized that 😁😁😁 YOU SICK ZOOKEEPER

I love toxic Scarian. Don’t get me wrong I love the more wholesome Scarian as well. I get the urge to make DL be “Grian messing with Scar” cuz like trust me I love Grian being the toxic one too. But MAN that is just NOT what happened

I really wonder if Grian chose someone other than BigB. Say Mumbo was in the series and he chose him as his secret soulmate. Would there be more people saying “Scar should’ve listened to Grian now he’s found a better man 🤪”??? It almost feels like this MAJOR mischaracterization is a result of a very popular ship (scarian) getting ruined by a character that isn’t so popular (BigB) and leading to people MAKING STUFF UP to make the new ship (biggri) look bad and the OTP (scarian) look good. Like I already said this mischaracterization felt like a disservice to Scar but at this point it feels like it’s a disservice to BigB, acting like he’s just a prop for scarian, like he doesn’t deserve Grian, Grian should be with the white guy instead 😭😭😭 SHUT UP BIGGRI IS 🔛🔝

Anyways this was a huge mess. Sorry guys. If anyone wants to talk about this whole thing with me more in depth I have more to say about the implications ITS SO ANGSTY 😭 but I just wanted to get the basics out of the way cuz NOBODY EVEN HAS THE BASICS BRO. LIKE HOW DID DL GET SO MISCONSTRUED 😭😭😭

And remember I am a lover not a hater, if you were the biggest biggri hater and biggest scarian lover and always said scar was a poor innocent baby I still love you. Or at least I’m not out to get you lmao.

Also to reiterate I stand with Scar’s decision to go “EFF GRIAN” like he didn’t actually want you anyways slay king do ur own thang. But like. Don’t get mad when he moves on bro ur looking soo entitled right now 😭😭😭 you deserve better anyways king keep your chin up!!!!!!!!! Scar Main For Life (scarred for life)

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Photosensitive veiwers, avert your eyes, because I, mother fuckers, am divine

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I'm gonna say it again actually;

Scar is the Earth.

He is the desert when the Sun tears away at his soul until all that can survive is the plants with the strongest wills and sharpest spines.

The Earth loves the Sun and orbits hume, can't live without him!!! And when he gets too close ( because God, does the Sun want the Earth, orbiting him [ forever and ever... never going far]) The Earth is scorched.

Loving but a true touch hurts ( like the spines of cacti) watching but the only feelings they can share is pain and blood and sand

SCARIAN IS A TRAGEDY AND I WILL ACCEPT NOTHING LESS

ok I feel that I should make it clear that, in Grian and Scar’s relationship, Grian isn’t the sun in a “joyous, happy, silly” way, he’s the sun in a “burns bright, hurts others when they get too close, also very goofy and gaffy” type of way.

also Scar isn’t the moon, he’s a fucking sunflower.

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Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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ok so thats why scar was looking at cute guy's social media on that one page

Extra: Cuteguy’s photos of his social media

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Idk the first one

I hate being able to read the rest like words - damn hieroglyphics

Gatekeeping is so good and important

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I'm ngl I forgot to post this on here sooner... but y'know.. people on Instagram seem to really love this one so HERE YOU GO *runs away*