pinkdiamondscrummyschool

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If you want to deny you're gay, why not kiss someone to see how much you dislike it? Me, for example uwu

Jasper can't help but snort in cruel amusement, although, admittedly, she wasn't entirely sure on what a "kiss" was. She assumed it was some sort of bonding gesture between humans. Whatever it was, she wanted no part of it. "Yeah, no. I'll pass, Earthling."

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are you gay

""Gay"?" Jasper repeats the word, narrowing her eyes. "Is that some kind of insult, Earthling? Don't give me a reason to beat you into the ground."

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I dare you to pet this kitten and say “uwu” without insulting it

Jasper jolts a bit, looking over at the anon who'd intruded without her realizing it. She then looks down at the kitten, scrunching her gem at it. Still, she's not one to back away from a challenge...

Grabbing the kitten by it's scruff, she awkwardly stares at it, and mutters under her breath, "Ooh...woo...?"

She pauses, before rolling her eyes.

Ugh...this is ridiculous. You humans are ridiculous."

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Despite Jasper’s insistence that Steven’s DVDs were trash, the Quartz couldn’t help being somewhat curious. They belonged to her Diamond...there had to be something of interest on them...right? Well, even if there wasn’t, it had to have been better than sitting around and looking as lost as a Ruby. 

Steven had given Jasper a home in Little Homeworld before he’d left. She’d left two holes in one of the walls, both matching her shape perfectly. She preferred using them as opposed to the front door. There wasn’t much in the house as of yet, only a bed and Steven’s old “television”, whatever that was and a “DVD Player”. Steven had told her to ask Peridot for help using it, but Jasper didn’t do “help”. She’d figure it out. Taking out the DVD, she set it on top of the DVD Player and then stared at the TV, which wasn’t even turned on. She waited.

And waited.

And waited.

...This was what Pink Diamond found entertaining...?

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*pulls out Steven’s old anime DVD’s* Yo Jaspie what do you think of this?

Jasper squints at it. She hasn't been taught any written Earth language yet, so the text is just a bunch of gibberish in her eyes. She snorts. "Looks like more Earth garbage."

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What is the secret to your fine toned-ass muscles? 😏

Jasper cocks a brow at the wording of the question. Nevertheless, she can’t help a slight smirk.

“I was made that way, Earthling. Better get a good look, ‘cause it’s the closest you’ll ever get to being this strong.”

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Jasper didn’t want to be here. 

She’d never believed in Little Homeworld, or the crummy, little school that Steven--Pink Diamond--had established. For thousands of years, Jasper had hated the Earth and served the Gem Empire loyally. How did her Diamond except her to drop all of that and sing “kumbaya” with a bunch of humans and traitors? Actually...could they even be called traitors at this point? Was Jasper the real traitor here? She didn’t know, and not knowing seriously irritated her. For the past few days, she’d wandered around the settlement, getting stares of disbelief, and in some cases, distrust. 

Today, Jasper finds herself sitting on a bench, quietly watching others pass by. She wishes her Diamond was there with her. She’d only just started to respect him, and now he was gone doing Diamond knows what without her to protect him. 

“Grah!” Jasper growls, slamming her fist into the back of the bench. It breaks easily, the sound drawing attention towards her. She stares back, eyes narrowed.

“Tch...what?”

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Jasper is now open for questions!