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i love my cat but he is very fond of trickery

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Welcome to my Fight Club (1999) brain rot

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i am always on some level thinking about aloe vera evening primrose

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sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

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Unintentionally ominous sign a friend took a photo of at a JoAnn's that's closing.

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When it comes to tumblr posts that rewire your brain, I really do appreciate "you could if you weren't a fucking coward".

It's far too easy to rule off entire options in life by saying that you can't do something. Like that's too absolute, you're not just closing a door on it but laying brick over the door like the door was never there in the first place. It's dangerous to think "I can't", you'll believe it.

It's much more useful to be able to look at something and think: "I could do that, but I don't want to deal with the consequences of doing that." It's a bad option, but it is an option. You're actively choosing to do something else than that one.

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scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing

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So we've been having a bit of a debate in the office because we wanted to do the headline "Local man gives up sugar for 12 minutes" but then overdoing the "local man" trope is a bit male-centric, so we considered "Local woman" but then that sounds like we're typecasting women so that wasn't great either, but I think we've finally found a worthy compromise:

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my 7 year old is currently singing "H-O-T-C-O-C-O, you should make me Hot Cocoa" and I am legitimate impressed

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The trans anthem of "my ass is nature's pussy"

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I just saw a gifset that split the word "beautiful" into 3 gifs and I think this one may be the new t hanos

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had an epiphany the other night that picking up and carrying sticks (firewood) was probably one of the most useful dog behaviors we ever bred. and 99% of dogs have it. can you imagine being a cro magnon sitting by the fire and the funny wolves you raised from puppies keep bringing you firewood. it would be incredibly useful, probably only slightly less useful than barking at suspicious activity around your camp. but we never really give them the credit for that one because we aren't much of a wood burning species in most places anymore

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every ad is a personal insult to everyone who sees it and i’m not kidding

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they should make jobs for people that are terrified. in general

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ive decided to become a Lawful Good edgelord abt driving a car. *looks broodily away from you* what's wrong...? no, you wouldn't understand. I've been burdened with a great and terrible power. a lethal metal machine that obeys my every whim but which whispers dark things to me...tempting me to move ever faster, to grow careless in my movements... I've seen this power corrupt many others. my father. my great-aunt veronica. I've seen them neglect the wisdom of the turn signal. I've seen them text while driving. every day I must remain vigilant lest I become over-used to this dark power......