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I had to draw verosika for the Valentine merch 🩷 she fits so well with the theme

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even months after his win in wild life, I have not seen a single animatic set to joyride by Kesha for mr joel smallishbeans and frankly that is a crime

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🗡️🗡️🗡️

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“Back in the eighties dungeons were becoming a thing in New York. Guys would pay a lot of money to come there and have some dominatrix tell them what to do. I was making leather pencil skirts for a lot of the doms, with holes in the back so that guys could kiss their ass. One day I was fitting a dom named Asia, and I told her: ‘I bet I could make more money than you without wearing stuff like this.’ She bet me I couldn’t. It was all a big goof. But then I started really thinking about it. Asia was making $150 a session, and that was real money. So I did the same thing I always do when I get an idea. I just ran an ad in the back of the Village Voice. Most of these girls were advertising how young they were. So I used the word ‘mature.’ And I figured out how to write ‘Jewish Guys Welcome’ in Yiddish, and I put that at the bottom. It was some of the easiest money I ever made. I never let them touch me. All I had to do was be a bossy black woman. And I could do that easy because my mother had been such a bitch. I’d pretend to be a school teacher, or a nanny. It was the dumbest shit. I just kept inventing crazy scenarios. And the crazier the scenario, the more money I made. One time I heard about a dom on the Upper East Side who charged $3,000 a week to kidnap a guy and lock him in her basement. I didn’t have a basement, but I knew a limo driver named Dean who liked to hustle like me. So every time I got a call from a new client, I’d say: ‘You want to be kidnapped, don’t you?’ And he’d start stuttering like: ‘Duh, duh, duh, duh.’ And I’d say: ‘Listen to me closely. Stand on the corner of 5th and 18th tomorrow at 3 pm. Don’t be late.’ Then I’d call Dean and tell him the plan. It was always easy to spot the guy. He’d be the one checking his watch and looking scared as shit. So we’d roll up in the limo, grab him by the collar, and pull him inside. Then I’d lock the doors and start telling him what to do. Everything went down in the back of the limo. Dean just rolled up the partition and kept his eyes on the road. At the end I’d give him $100, because I was getting $250 for that.”

-Happy 81st birthday to Stephanie 'Tanqueray' Johnson. If you see her wheeling around Chelsea today wish her a happy birthday, and there is a nonzero chance she will give you a glow-in-the-dark dildo eraser. -Humans of New York

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A progression of Alastor getting fluffier and grumpier about it as autumn sets in, inspired by the delightful @jayjbird94 over on Twitter

I am o b s e s s e d with this concept of him having a seasonal transformation

A bonus little doodle of Angel’s reaction to this change:

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every so often i will come across a macklemore lyric that just… catches me so fucking off guard

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where’s that justin mcelroy post when i need it

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Mark Vomit (2020)

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Destroy the myth that libraries are no longer relevant. If you use your library, please reblog.

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Let me hop onto that radiostatic yuri train real quick 📻📺

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my notes app is a wonderful place with lots of little forgotten treasures for me to find later and appreciate my poetic brilliance 😌

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op I completely understand your point of view and I'd like to know how you'd feel if it was -6 outside for you bc I love to get opinions from ppl who have never experienced that since I have never lived somewhere particularly warm and I love hearing about how hot places get and imagine how I would adjust/survive such heat

39 degrees in orlando right now and I need to complain about it. I'm a florida girlie born and raised and the heat here sux. Like the hot summers are intense and I complain about them all the time. But the cold? When it's cold in your house you don't want to exist much like when it's too hot you just want to lie around same with the cold. I don't want to drink water the water is cold. Don't want to shower. Don't want to pee bc its cold in the bathroom. I'm microwaving a cup of water rn

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Franek

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Snowy stream, foraging fowl