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Art by Paul Stavroulakis

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Happy Holidays!

I saw a really cute Norcross greetings card from the 1950’s (which I’ve put below the cut) and I just had to parody it with Charlie and Vaggie!

More: Angel, Husk & Niffty | Alastor & Rosie

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Christmas Special: Secret Santa 🎄🎁🦈🔪

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I'm almost done with the last of the digital pieces I have to do for the uni (and then I'll only have sculpture left, in terms of art), so I celebrated by drawing some chibi radiostatic to be used as an emoji in the rdst discord I'm in :3

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Looks like Vark made a friend

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(...I really don't want to hunt that up typo just now. I'll fix it when I fix it. The Tose Lace Kitting Book, indeed.)

Which is beyond the point. The point is, the patterns are live! Go forth and knit pretty laces!

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Im not saying it should be illegal to own more than two properties. I'm saying there should be a lengthy screening process in which you have to prove that the next property you're aqquiring will be used by you or loved ones at least x time of a year. I think it should be immensely legally complicated to aquire more than two properties. I don't think they should let you get a third one if you just want to rent it out. I think they should shoot you with a gun for that. Housing is not a buisness and it should be heavily regulated and I'm not joking about it. What the fuck does an average private person need more than a house and maybe a summer house for. They should take away the right to own numerous properties and im not even joking when I say it. You should get HRT on demand btw.

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Secret Santa gift for @karetyto

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My piece for the Hermit Heartthrobs Calendar 2025!

(pretend I didn't forget to post this earlier lol)

buy or download it here!

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It's honestly so funny to imagine the canon timeline, except with the one difference that Alastor and Vox are together. They could have still sniped during Stayed Gone and Vox still sent a spy into the hotel, even. That's their enrichment.

Like, imagine Lucifer complaining about Alastor, and when Alastor - for the hundredth time - makes fun of him for his wife leaving, Lucifer snaps that at least HE had someone willing to put up with him!

And Alastor's just casually like, "Hmmm? Oh, I'm married, and MY spouse isn't missing, AND he welcomed me back with open arms when I returned from my sabbatical!" [Note: those open arms were so he could strangle Alastor, but that's besides the point.]

Lucifer doesn't believe a word. Every description Alastor gives about this Vox guy sounds more made up than the last. A television head? A tech mogul? The CEO and owner in charge of all of technology in Pride? The deer could have at least chosen something REALISTIC if he was so embarrassed about being called out for being single.

And then Lucifer MEETS Vox, and he's like, oh no. There's fucking two of them. Somehow, they just make each other WORSE. If Lucifer thought Alastor was bad on his own, now it's tenfold with Vox in the picture.

And Lucifer can't even SAY anything because the one time he tried, Alastor and Vox IMMEDIATELY went to Charlie to imply he was homophobic! He's not! They're just the worst and happen to be married! His issue ISN'T the relationship it's the fact that they make his life worse every second he sees them!

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Had the pleasure of participating in the 2024 Egg-plosion event ( @egg-plosion ) and the joy of bringing more much needed AppleMedia content into the world 🥰

Go read the adjoining fic by @mothballmilkshake !! She was such a joy to work with and I know yall are just gonna love it <3

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use, and i cannot stress this enough, thriftbooks

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BREAKING: Matt Gaetz is threatening that if his sexual misconduct gets revealed, he’ll call out all the other pervert Republicans in Congress.

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Diagram of alien biology

It seems their fetal development takes place inside of vegetation rather than a womb, hmm…

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Lbr if you’re not Christian in America christmas is essentially the holiday you participate in so you don’t get bullied into oblivion and beaten with sticks and hammers

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Finding out that Frances Dana Barker Gage, a white woman, rewrote Sojourner Truth’s famous speech to be more stereotypically “Southern slave” (complete with slurs and misspellings like dat, dere, dey) when Sojourner Truth was actually from New York and spoke only Dutch until she was almost ten and wouldn’t have actually sounded that way linguistically and decidedly did not use the phrase “Ain’t I A Woman?” at all is…whew. And on top of everything, she embellished details about Sojourner Truth’s life (like the number of children she had/how many of them were sold into slavery), wrote that ST said that she could take beatings like a man, and the reception of the speech in the room (she claims ST was called a n*gg*r, earlier accounts say the room was welcoming).

Lmaooo peak white feminist antics.