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just because youre made of stardust & other gay shit doesnt mean that a bug isnt. be nice to a bug today

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hmm its like I crave some type of eternal and brutal punishment but I'm not exactly sure for what

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dog eating a hot dog at the mariners game

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ramadan mubarak ramadan kareem

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i beg to sniffer

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his swagless mental breakdowns this, his homoerotic patterns of grief that. what about HER grief-stricken moments of extremely poor decisionmaking? what about HER incredibly alarming isolation and trauma-driven life choices?!?!?!

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reservoir walk

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why is this one question for my assignment written like this

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The inherent queerness and polyamory of The Croods 2: A New Age

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SISYPHUS GETS A 9 TO 5

[spoilers for all of severance season 1. words by northernlion, brain worms by me]

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why did you stop posting immediately after the assassination of the united healthcare ceo

ok fine. you got me. i was the CEO

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tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

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If you’re being questioned about a murder by one of those hobbyist detectives. it is an absolute rule that you have to be washing the dishes or pruning some plants while talking, so that when they finally get around to asking a pointed question about where you were at the time of the murder you can freeze for a second with a knife in your hand. It’s enrichment for them you gotta understand. They thrive off of red herrings, it’s their favorite treat, so even if you have a rock solid alibi and weren’t involved with the murder at all you have to give them some reason to be suspicious of you. It’s what friends are for.