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Goddammitgoddammit

[Flings the packet out of his boops ]

Don't do that!!!

[stares back]

[stares at the packets on the floor and picks them up too]

wh- where are they all coming from. How…

why do you have so many sauce packets??

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I really like Taco Bell simon

Stops wiggling them out

Yes I am

*Looks simon in the eye

Wiggles arms

More fall out *

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Yes I am

*Looks simon in the eye

Wiggles arms

More fall out *

I’m fine I’ll just

*Buttons trench slightly…nice*

Ok cool Uhhhhh UhHHHMMM…

Wiggles arm Taco sauce packet falls out of sleeve

OHHH NOOO where

Where did that come from

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I'm fine I'll just

*Buttons trench slightly...nice*

Ok cool Uhhhhh UhHHHMMM...

Wiggles arm Taco sauce packet falls out of sleeve

OHHH NOOO where

Where did that come from

well if you actually went shopping for new clothes maybe we wouldnt be in this situation ;) (not that i miiind)

wtf… after all these years and you dont want me to touch ur bops :’(

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*rolls his eyes* Ok yeah I knew that

*grabs a bag of chips!! NICE* *eats a handful*

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Do you ever think about the consequences of your actions like What if your mom walks in and sees this like what do you think she's gonna fucking think like Oh boy My sons next to his dad's Titties :^) HOW beautiful,..

*scuttles into the kitchen* Okay now What

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Maybe because I'm not a fucking chick and I don't like people grabbing on my titties 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

We've been together for too god damn long look at you Grabbing my fucking chest God fucking dammit

[covers a nip with finger]

whys your bopbops out

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You're stretching it out it might be made for babies

I guess it's fine since you're not too far from that so

*shuffles forward* Where the fuck do I even go Connor

Alistair: How the fuck did you get in there

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Alistair: How the fuck did you get in there

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Alistair: what can I even do with this fuckibg opening like Oh wow! Time to be a fucking kangaroo and carry my god damn young in my fucking TITTIES

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My old winter clothes don't fit so I had to borrow some or I'll Die simon

Don't touch my titties

Alistair: none of my old sweaters fit right anymore so I had to borrow some from the guys at the bar and

The Titty Parts Cut Out on literally all of them

People can see my udders and it’s COLD

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👀 excuse me that's not yours to fuckin look at

Alistair: none of my old sweaters fit right anymore so I had to borrow some from the guys at the bar and

The Titty Parts Cut Out on literally all of them

People can see my udders and it’s COLD

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Alistair: none of my old sweaters fit right anymore so I had to borrow some from the guys at the bar and The Titty Parts Cut Out on literally all of them People can see my udders and it's COLD

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askikulil replied to your post:Boy Do I Hate The Winter

I’m picturing a giant dude in a tiny sweater and its the funniest thing. a + alistair))

thats it thats him...  large hairy man in tiny sweater

How Sexy))

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Boy Do I Hate The Winter

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O<O

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askikulil replied to your post:imagine if i could kick someones ass

U can lick your own ass

brah......