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What is this feeling, so sudden and new?

Lauren Samuels and Austen Danielle Bohmer perform "What Is This Feeling?" - Wicked: Second US National Tour (2024)

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marriage of figaro shitposts part 1 of ?

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(If I had a nickle for every time a trouser role wore as sailor costume, I would have 2 nickles. Which is not enough financial compensation for the emotional damage of the Salzburg 2006 Nozze.) Punchline partially by @searchingforlostthings. We made this up while I realised that in the recent 2022 Le Comte Ory, Isolier wears a sailor costume at some point. Which then made me realise the similarity between that and the poor poor Cherubino of *that nozze*, which then made me very very sad.

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there's just something about figaro being so in love with susanna that itches a spot in my brain. even in the plays, he's honestly just as bad as cherubino but ever so slightly more adult about it.

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hello friends. this is your friendly reminder that this sweetheart cutie pie is canonically 16 in barber and 19 in marriage of figaro 🙃

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the marriage of figaro as neopets forum posts

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while there are many wonderful parts of Jonathan Miller's production of Nozze at the Met I think the best part is little Rosina Jr. who periodically pops in and sits onstage for a bit.

the best part though, is that she gets brought onstage for Ricevete, o padroncina and stays for the rest of the third act. and yes, this does mean she watches the passive agressive argument going on between her parents, as well as Barbarina's, "remember what you said when you kissed me?"

but you know, I think watching your parents fight adds character

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you know what?

time casts its spell on you, but you won't forget me

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people complaining about the new mean girls movie have yet to realize they aren't the target audience.

the target audience is the people who knew the second verse of revenge party.

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and yes, I know mean girls is satire and is meant to demonstrate why bullying is bad in a way that teenagers will consume it. but at the same time... why is she a pyromaniac AND a rumoured lesbian??? I mean, I guess we aren't throwing slurs around anymore?

I can't be the only one who is gagged at the fact that janis has gone from a dyke, to a space dyke, to a PYRO LEZ?! it feels like a big old hate crime.

sincerely, a lesbian.

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I can't be the only one who is gagged at the fact that janis has gone from a dyke, to a space dyke, to a PYRO LEZ?! it feels like a big old hate crime.

sincerely, a lesbian.

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you just know this was bought on a shopping trip with missy because she insisted scully would look cute in it, but it lived at the back of her closet until this moment.

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young gillian anderson, and I'm talking specifically the first half of season one of the x-files gillian anderson, looks like princess diana.

please appreciate my findings.

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the first two episodes of ahsoka consisted of the following:

hera

hera being a tired mother

hera also being a proud mother

chopper being a little shit (ie. "mom! did you go through my stuff?!" "no, I did not go through your stuff." "yes you diiiiid!")

ahsoka being an exhausted wine aunt (+anakin angst)

sabine being a little shit

also sabine literally being the worst at being force sensitive

hera being a bamf

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tumblr exists for all of my unsolicited thoughts that can't go anywhere else

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Is Fox Mulder the most comically-brutalized protagonist in television history? Not only is he shot and beaten up on a regular basis, but the list of extreme and exotic injuries he accrues over the course of the series has got to be some kind of TV cop record. The man is mind-wiped by the military in only the second episode. For any other TV cop, that would be a career-defining event, but it’s just a day in the life of Agent Spooky.

Bro was cocooned by carnivorous insects, thrown out of a nuclear submarine into the Alaskan tundra by an alien bounty hunter, beaten up by an invisible gorilla. He was experimented on in a Siberian gulag, drowned in the Bermuda Triangle, tortured by Neo-Nazis. I wonder what getting Freaky Friday-ed by a malfunctioning UFO cloaking device does to your gonads. How much radiation has he been exposed to? Someone test this man’s hair follicles. How many mysterious bodily fluids has he dipped his finger in and tasted at crime scenes? Dear God, someone test him for HIV. Imagine being the FBI doctor who administers his physicals.

Remember when the Shadow Government was putting LSD in Mulder’s water tank? Our boy got blown up in an underground train car and resurrected in a Navajo healing ceremony, and that’s not even the last train car he would get blown up in. One time, his lungs were filled with mutated tobacco beetles. Hoss let a quack doctor give him ketamine and drill a hole in his goddamn skull. In an unrelated incident, he had a chunk of his brain stolen. He was locked in a padded cell, trapped inside of a video game, and— of course —abducted by aliens. Fox Mulder was fully dead, and then came back to life after being exhumed, and nobody even seemed that surprised when he rolled up at the J. Edgar Hoover building like nothing had happened.

Am I missing anything? How is this man still alive? His body must be like a pillowcase full of broken lightbulbs. Every time he moves, you just hear crunching.

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in my cringe era

Edit: I made their height accurate it’s funnier this way