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it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

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This reads like a fandub but nope that’s- that’s the show

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now Billie Eilish saying that Drake stays texting her and that’s like the fourth underaged girl to say that she texts him a lot or get hit on by him (that we know of) so can y'all stop acting like the grooming/predatory behavior is some weird coincidence and not a man preying on young girls? that man is THIRTY FUCKING THREE. fuck is he texting a 17 year old for. I should beat his ass.

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“I would sneak down here to hide as a kid.

…My Granddad must have known I’d be… happier. As a soldier.”

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I think you’re gonna be a bad teacher.

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Was anyone going to tell me that Jesse McCartney who voices Dick Grayson in Young Justice is the same fuckign Jesse McCartney whose song Beautiful Soul was the slow dance song in literally every single rom com circa early 2000s, or was I just supposed to connect the dots myself

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Some girl on twitter posted this

so naturally I had to

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Here’s to everyone fighting their own battles.

Here’s to every brave warrior.

Here’s to you.

Here’s to me.

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I made a handy diagram

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yknow i saw an article that was like “robert pattinson standing strong against the batman hate! :)” and im like. you fools. you absolute clowns. don’t you know who you’re dealing with? you realize this is the man who waded through all of the twilight hate? with stride? basically brushed it off of his shoulder immediately? even as a non twilight fan in the early 2000s i knew this man would never succumb to the words of the simple minded. batman criticism means nothing to him. he cannot be defeated now. youve cast the perfect impermeable wall. he’s too powerful and we’re at his mercy

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steve “one brain cell” harrington + text posts

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no offense but bucky not remembering what he does as the winter soldier makes his & sam’s rivalry so much funnier