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just checked into the hotel california. hope there’s nothing unusual about their checkout policy

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💖💖💖💖

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over it october. no energy november. defeated december..

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back in my day holding down and saving something from google images on your phone was easy

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Ever since I was a little girl I always wanted to get hit by a car in a way that would make me a lot of money

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”ass or tits” the memory of a summer’s day when i was seven

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*retaining nothing you just said* got it

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I have theories that even I don't give a fuck about

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captured by a vampire but theyre trying to find a good youtube video to watch while sucking your blood and youre just like come on can you just get it over with

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it's dangerous that you have to log into your bank account to see your balance i should have it in the corner of my vision at all times like a video game

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If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

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This too shall pass but like holy fuck