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this gif is fucking frying me

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maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

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People know Remy from Ratatouille is a rat and not a mouse because it’s in the name of the movie. But if it wasn’t I don’t think they would

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I very much bracketed that as "I feel like I was tricked [by people pretending] to be into critical thought" and was like oh is Grimes not thinking anymore? Good for her

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I love graduate school; the department has sent me an email with the subject line "Apply for the University's Human Milk Transport Awards!"

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To celebrate rawdog winning word of the year per the American Dialect Society, I'd like to tell the story of how I learned that the meaning of rawdog changed in the past couple years.

If anyone doesn't know, the original and long-held meaning of rawdogging was fucking without a condom. The new meaning has extended to doing any kind of action unshielded, plain, or without preparation.

So, about a year ago, I'm eating lunch with coworkers. It's an office job and we're generally pretty professional. People swear a lot, but there's never any innuendos or sex talk.

A coworker is describing a recent trip she took to a vendor to get a demo of equipment we were considering purchasing. Someone else asks "Did you meet Bob LastName while you were there? He's kind of an interesting guy."

"Yeah I did, and he is a little strange. I walked into the breakroom one morning and he was rawdogging two blueberry bagels"

Cue my high-pitched shriek of "He was DOING WHAT."

Followed by my coworkers explaining the meaning and my faint, flustered reply of "ah...well... I'm used to that meaning.... something else." Some people knew what I was talking about, but unfortunately others did not, and I had to face the ordeal of explaining as delicately as possible to a group of coworkers aged 22 to 60

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I know it’s intentional but seeing how wrong ricken is is so fucking funny

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Mm yes the phrase toilette publique truly "transcends the language barrier". That's what's going on there. Absolutely. Transcendent.

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Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way way opened to it?

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The anti-DEI commissar visits my office. I first assume it's some misunderstanding regarding the term representation theory, but it's actually a personal commendation for having so few women at the department. I don't let them know that the gender ratio is more equal than it has ever been before.

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honestly quite deeply satisfying on some level for Biden/Harris to lose due to prices going up and Trump immediately passing a raft of laws to make prices go up, it's like pulling a twisted marshmallow test of sorts on the electorate and seeing them fail every time.

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Btw, this is how conservatives keep getting to claim that trans people are a new thing no one has ever heard, because our history and existences have continually been erased or obscured systematically through out history.

The most famous example was 92 years when the Nazis raided the library of the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft, the medical practice where the term transsexual was first coined and the first gender affirming surgery was performed in in 1931.

What did the Nazis do after raiding the library on May 6th, 1933? You may be familiar with these images

It is happening again.

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THIS IS TOO MUCH 💀😂