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I have been shown some incredible developments in the latex meta

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...was it more clear to anon how to pronounce "May'a" than "Maia"??

If its not maya nor mia how do you pronounce it

Ma-ee-a? Mey-a? May'a???

YOU PRONOUNCE IT THE SAME AS MAYA BUT IM STILL NOT CALLED "MAYA" OR "MIA", THAT BIT IN MY BIO IS ABOUT THE SPELLING NOT THE PRONUNCIATION IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND

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oh to be a pangolin squirming around in the sludge 🥺🥺🥺 this would fix me

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Also the idea that you would eat all of these in an given week! That's 5/7 days! Of fast food! Not giving up at least one for a week would be significantly harder.

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New argument against the idea that AI art is stealing and therefore not art:

If I go into every Tesco Express in the country and steal 1 slice of a Terry's Chocolate Orange for every £1000 of overtime violation at that location, that is both theft and art.

Checkmate atheists

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I consider this the final nail in coffin of "AI art can't be art".

this video is filled with so much serenity somehow

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I'm bored, allow me to introduce a new number.

-0

It holds no value, but it also hold no no value

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dril and xkcd are at opposite ends of a spectrum slowly working to collaboratively post about every possible topic

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That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science

Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?

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i am a moderate womanizer due to covid-19

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Ways I Am Like the Standard Model

Clearly flawed, but with no obvious path to improvement

Can go from a top to a bottom under the right circumstances

I too have a problem with hierarchy

Influenced by Richard Feynman

Too weird to be widely understood

If you froze my body and shattered it down the middle that would arguably be symmetry breaking

Lots of self-coupling

Many of my interactions are weak

Incompatible with gravity (I fell out of bed the other day)

Will break down under extreme conditions

All of my friends describe me as a gauge quantum field theory containing the internal symmetries of the unitary product group SU(3) × SU(2) × U(1)

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im craving the blowjobs of several socialists it's a left branching head dependency

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New ideology I'm starting is that today we're in a "vocalic age", because you know, Sino-Tibetan turned all those codas and minor syllables into tones, and Indo-European vocalized the laryngeals and the syllabic consonants and whatnot. But, you see, the vocalic age is ending. Japanese is losing its devoiced vowels. Slavic long ago lost the law of open syllables. And so a new consonantal age is dawning... will it be a rough, masculine age of clustered ejectives? Or a soft, sensual age of whispered sibilants? Who can say...

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Was looking for resources about vowel stress in Oceanic languages and th'almighty google offered me the following.

tbh yes, now I am wondering! But I shall not contact you.

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Because someone needed to transcribe this defining moment in queer television (?)

FRECKLE: So, how excited are you to see your little baby?

CALEB: So excited.

F: Ooh, I need to tell you about my night last night.

C: Oh, tell me all about it.

F: So, I’m hanging out in my apartment, I��ve got some candles lit, I’m feeling good, I’ve had eight glasses of wine—

C: Gotcha

F: And then down on the street I hear these two beautiful boys, and they’re skateboarding, or doing flips, or something. And one of them looks up at me and has the most beautiful face I’ve ever seen. Asian.

C: Beautiful.

F: And you know how I like a little Asian, you remember my date with Len?

C: Very well.

F: The point is, I say “Woohoo boys,” and they sort of look. The one who isn’t Asian is Black.

C: Th-th- you don’t have to, this could be a color blind story.

F: I wanna fill it with color.

C: I’m just saying that, it’s like there’s a race problem in Hollywood right now.

F: And in America. A race-ism problem.

C: I agree.

F: Well, this story isn’t racist. It’s diverse. If everyone in it were white, then it would be racist. Caleb Gallo.

C: Y’know what? You’re right. Go ahead.

F: So the boys come up to my apartment, and I’m wearing a robe. I’m only wearing a robe. And I say, “Why don’t you come in my boudoir and watch me do a monologue?” and they say “Where’s the bed?” and I say “This is the bed right here.” and they say, “Can we sit on the bed?” and I say “Sure, but these are expensive, Japanese linen.” and they say, “But these aren’t even soft.” And I say, “Sometimes…things that are expensive…are worse.”

C: Wow.

F: So anyway, I sucked both their dicks.

C: Did you do the monologue?

F: I did an early work by the master.

BOTH: Cameron Diaz.

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becoming an adult cheat sheet!

learn to coupon

what to do when you can’t afford therapy

cleaning your bathroom

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

stress management

quick fix meals

find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

resume workshop

organize your closet

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment

what’s a mortgage?

how to pick a health insurance plan

hotlines list

your first gynecology appointment

what to do if the cops pull you over

things to have in your car in case of emergency

my moving out masterpost

how to make friends as an adult (video)

how to do taxes (video)

recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)

change a flat tire (video)

how to do laundry (video)

opening a bank account (video)

laundry cheat sheet

recipes masterpost

tricks to help you sleep more

what the fuck should you make for dinner?

where should you go for drinks?

alcohol: know your limits

easy makeup tips

find seat maps for your flight

self-defense tips

prevent hangovers

workout masterpost

how to write a check

career builder

browse careers

birth control information

financial management software & app (free)

my mental health masterpost

my college applications masterpost

how to jumpstart a car

sex ed masterpost

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one of the more interesting gender selectors i've seen