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I fucked up

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You weren’t lying, that really was women blast

women blast

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round of applause for small naturals

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okay so i finished checking if we were friends in every universe and, uh, it turns out we're only friends in 6 of them. but look, i need you to understand these universes vary like crazy, okay? like 6 is actually insanely high, like way higher than most. and one of those is the universe where i accidentally killed the actor who played Dipsy from Teletubbies when i was 7 and my life went completely differently as a result. and we still ended up friends! also you were a girl in that universe for some reason. what? oh, uh, yeah, you were cute as hell. like really cute. did you just fucking giggle

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sun and moon

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i love this image so much

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some varieties of maid reproduce via detonation, similar to exploding seed pods. the porcelain shards embed themselves in bystanders and [DOCUMENT REDACTED]

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executive dysfunction tips! It gets easier to do a task if you dress appropriately first!! It’s much easier to get started once you’re wearing the right clothes for the headspace. For example if you need to clean your room, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to make dinner, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to accept visitors, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to poison the tea that will be served to your mistress’ esteemed guests in an effort to ensure her suitors never take your mistress’ hand from you, try putting on a-

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my gunchainsword "gorefucker" has been clogged up with, you guessed it, starch pulp

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It Wednesday or as I like to call it 🎄 merry Chrysler 🎄

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In britain, you can't just call someone a "guy" or "dude" anymore. Because of bloke.

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Asuka End of Evangelion

"DO YOU HAVE ANY IBUPROFEN? I got a headache." I think about this scene in EoE whenever I get a migraine and this is what it pretty much feels like