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Second Monday of October

Why don't Canadians celebrate thanksgiving?

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Just going to start adding this to the end of random posts to see how much chaos can be generated by it

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I thought I heard something about the NPS using parks as landfills lately.

Something to do with scrapping a bunch of GSA vehicles or something like that?

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I liked the design of the AKB-15, but there wasn't enough interest in it over in Slovenia.

If they had a US branch, I think it would sell.

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CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

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Wasn't the Mk.12 made almost completely by JSOC guys going to civilian gun stores and gunsmiths?

My life might be slightly crazy, because I get to do things like bully Lucas Botkin.

If somebody paypals me $30. I will send him the cat ear comtac headband sleeve.

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Culver's kicks ass

everyone post your favorite wisconsin facts 👇🏻

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It costs about $170 just to get a passport, and that's assuming you get approved. Travel to other countries, visas for extended stays, immigration, etc. are all even more trouble.

People who say "America: love it or leave it!" should put their money where their mouth is. Or question their government on why you need permission to leave.

okay wait. american men said if you dont want to get pregnant, dont have sex. but now that women took their advice, they are throwing tantrums.

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Then I guess you don't read the Bible much.

who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david

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Oh, that goes without saying.

We Three Kings, Adeste Fideles, Stille Nacht, even Good King Wenceslas.

I just assumed the poll was for people who don't know what Christmas is all about.

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Uh, that is an indoor range, and I can hear the BRASS HITTING THE FLOOR!?!?

It’s Friday.

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To be fair, any fine powder is also a decent pesticide because it suffocates them. A lot of bugs breath through their skin.

Things Humans Aliens Have Definitely Said to Aliens #3:

"Greetings Crewmate Saphi, did you sleep- er, why are you pouring concentrated pesticide into a cup? That is highly toxic."

"Oh, it's for Crewmate John, as thanks for helping me find my scanner last cycle."

"..."

"Humans can become irritable if they don't receive a dose of pesticide after waking."

"..."

"The aroma of the beans is actually quite pleasant."

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I'm reminded of how people from New Jersey or Western Oregon are totally coddled, growth-stunted morons when they stop at a gas station and no one pumps their gas for them because their nanny-state laws don't apply here.

I don't know how to explain to people that we shouldn't have to ask the government for permission to do FUCKING EVERYTHING.