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no Unika looks great n all I just think its weird she instantly dies from Bridgets 6H
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even after all these years that gif of jigglypuff slowly walking up and resting a frantic sheik is one of my favorites
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my fiance was looking at houses in zillow and the cellar of this one was just like this
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Got called a lying sinful man on the phone today by a customer which is probably a top ten insult for me unique and interesting with a dash of gender euphoria
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*hiding my poison stinger* come back :(((
*approaches cautiously*
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[pulling down her boxers and letting out a loud gulp] well, I guess I'll give it the ol college try...!
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absolutely hate it when the pleasurable activity procrastination hits. i’m going to do something fun that brings me joy but not yet. yeah, not yet. not yet. maybe i shouldn’t do it at all, it’s not that fun
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an asriel and kris comic i made (they are the siblings ever)
fun fact this is based off of true events, my little brother pulled this shit and i figured that this scenario would fit them so well
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more singers should add gut wrenching screams in their songs. for me. on my behalf.
#I always go crazy for this#yet another W for Go Farther In Lightness the greatest album ever made#shoutout prev too ily
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let's put Scooby and the gang in a genuine horror movie situation, i wanna see what these freaks are truly capable of
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sekiro is fun because it has the first souls protag with an established personality and backstory, which allows us to have the first souls protag whose life fucking sucks for reasons completely unrelated to living in a souls game. ashina is beautiful but sekiro lives in his own personal hell. yeah, the fact that he can die from being hit with shit from a butt launched by a giant ape is because hes a souls protag, but he also gets hit by his dad a lot too. he doesnt get yummy estus soup, he has to drink medicine that is explicitly stated to taste and smell bad, and the way he levels them up is by focusing on how shit it tastes and smells. worry not, tho! he can follow it up with delicious handfuls of loose, uncooked rice. he can speak for himself in non-plot essential conversations, which means the player doesnt even have to touch the controller for him to fumble a bad bitch! literally the first npc conversation you can overhear is people calling him pathetic. the game starts with him #girlrotting in a hole he could easily escape but doesnt care enough to do so. hes an orphan of war. his adoptive dad tried to kill him. truly he was born in a wet cardboard box all alone
#I always rb this it's so important to me that he is always having the worst time possible I love him#yet another W for sekiro the best game ever made
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When something tragic happens, tumblr is the only social platform you can escape to. The whole world could be in shambles and y’all are shitposting and reblogging pictures of tiramisu as usual.
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