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in defense of my point of the Cookie Monster having wet long fingers, I think they are still hairy and furry but they are wet they were wet because he was always licking his lips and sucking on them and sucking on his wet fingers that long grinch finger long ass bitch finger mouth his answer was in his fucking mouth because he was like sucking eating the cookies and he was like he was like he wasn’t even shooting them riding down on them I’m gonna throw up

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going to the furry golf course to seduce the caddies (cat daddies)

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every day i think about the cat on twitter who looks more like a scheming eunuch than any creature has ever looked

monkey i love you beloved little freak i would die for you

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can you balance on this ball like a circus bear for me

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evening of passion with my 12 ton dragon girlfriend

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Anyone else with chronic pain ever get really absorbed in a project and dissociate from your body while you're working but then you finish and you come back to your body and you're just like AAAAAAAHHH! WHAT'S WRONG?? oh yeah. The horrors. Never mind

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everything was better in the early 2000s esp. my extreme ignorance of the world and roller coaster tycoon 2

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if a hamburger and a cheeseburger have a baby it most likely will have cheese on it because the cheese trait come from a dominant gene

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gonna fly out one lucky follower and unfollow myself from their phone

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i fly like paper get high like planes

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me if i was a lobsta