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piesnpirates · 18 hours ago
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one of the more interesting gender selectors i've seen
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piesnpirates · 18 hours ago
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If nobody ever explained this to you, if someone you see a lot does something you like and you never ever tell them that, they might think you don’t like them or don’t like the things they do for you.
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piesnpirates · 18 hours ago
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we developed powerful teeth and jaws to rend the flesh of the devious sourdough loaf
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piesnpirates · 18 hours ago
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Full names and details of every man who was convicted of raping Gisèle Pelicot. The list includes 50 men who could be identified, besides Gisèle's husband, ranging in age from 27 to 74. Among them are a firefighter, a journalist, a nurse, a construction worker, and a prison guard. Most have families of their own, and only about half had previous convictions.
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piesnpirates · 18 hours ago
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Nikoleta Sekulovic, woman reading
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piesnpirates · 18 hours ago
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Shrimp side eye
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piesnpirates · 18 hours ago
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do we think chocolate guy is gay?
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piesnpirates · 18 hours ago
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Nine rings were made for men. Seven for the dwarves, three for the elves, and one for the big guy himself. One, three, seven, nine. There is but a set of five missing to complete the sequence of odd numbers. I propose that this missing set of rings of power was gifted to a mysterious someone by their true love, along with a partridge in a pear tree (among other things). In this essay I will-
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piesnpirates · 18 hours ago
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look at this diva
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piesnpirates · 19 hours ago
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ppl in the north don't believe in god as much because it barely lightnings up there. northerners don't even worry about getting smote. that's why the bible belt is all humid states
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piesnpirates · 19 hours ago
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piesnpirates · 19 hours ago
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piesnpirates · 19 hours ago
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How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass... Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is...
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piesnpirates · 19 hours ago
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Here's the finished artwork since the video doesn't do the up-close textures justice, pretty happy with this for my first proper go at oil pastels 🌈
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piesnpirates · 20 hours ago
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