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I have been so utterly transfixed by this phrase lately.

I find myself saying this out lout whenever I feel stumped by any conversation. Any time a conversation gets kinda stupid and people start saying unnecessary things I immediately have a strong compulsion to say "uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games"

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Caracalla (and Geta) + Tumblr Posts

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good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

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they make me SICK

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tumblr only toxic for miserable ppl i be on this bitch havin a ball

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the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy

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please all i want is some good angst i beg of you 😭

PSA! you don't have to have smut in your fic to make it good.

for all the butthurt people in my reblogs, i’m literally a writer too. that’s literally why i made this post, never said you shouldn’t. just said you don’t have to? (all the people complaining about this post just know i’m laughing at your replies🙂‍↕️)

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these are my distant relatives and are here for the holidays, should I flirt with them or not?

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me after watching Gladiator 2 for the plot…

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I would die for a Hawaiian pizza right now

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me rn. i’ve been sick for a month and a half and literally nothing is making it better

i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf

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raw, next question.

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Rolf Ohst (German, b. 1952)

Amnesia, 2016

Oil on canvas

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breaking my silence

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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream, and see the light…

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