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Rolf Ohst (German, b. 1952)

Amnesia, 2016

Oil on canvas

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breaking my silence

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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream, and see the light…

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Being a girl is: wanting to go to bed early but deciding to just get on tumblr/wattpad/Ao3 for a little bit and then end up finding a fic series that you really like and read until well past your usual bedtime then keeping on because it’s already past your bedtime. Then being mad when you wake up in the morning because you overslept your timer.

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whoever made the fuck ass decision that tumblr would refresh after closing and reopening the app a certain number of times has a very special place in hell

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Him trying to light the cigar on the car is burned into my memory forever 💛

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DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE dir. Shawn Levy (2024)

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me logging onto tumblr after consuming a new piece of media

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Fanfic writers after watching the honda odyssey scene in Deadpool & Wolverine

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I never thought a Honda Odyssey could be so homoerotic

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Boys are so silly 😌

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watching Deadpool and Wolverine isn't enough I need to fuck both of them at the same time

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Oh the Deadpool tag is trending? I wonder why—

… oh

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#needthat

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