piendish

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i set off a ladybirds car alarm with a pebble

🛈 This user is sweet today.

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the Chucago Manbeasts vs thw Alaskan Flesh Rippers tonight if i lose ill demonstate my one-man guillotine

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my second language is sarcasm i say. the audience laughs a nd claps ans hollers loudly. i say it again and they scream and amash their paws togeher like great apes, turning to eachother and mauling their skin off i go to say it again but am stopped by a wave of flesh rending me apaert and creating a perfect model replica with my shreds

i love standyup comedie.

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all the piends with the hookah pipe say pingly quingly pingly quinggllyyyy

walk like a piendish

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quingles

made of

virtual pingality

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hip hip hooray! 🎉

where’s that anime gif of the naked anime lady flying in the sky and shooting a lightning bolt from her pussi

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where’s that anime gif of the naked anime lady flying in the sky and shooting a lightning bolt from her pussi

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Got my first Major Award for being myself .

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report from 2025:

the peanut is back and it is awake

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i always start my day the same way

ufo crash lands in my yard

ifeed the dying aliens shampoo

they die

spend rest of day burying them

go to bed

would have it any other way frankly

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hydraulic press field trip to the preschool I’m so neutral

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Pingle bells Quingle bells

Spingle all the way

Oh what ummm uhh umm uh uhh

Uhhhh I am gay!!!!

we wish you a merry piendmas

we wish you a merry piendmas

we wish you a merry piendmas

and a pingly quingle

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Merry Christmas

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If I hear that fucking McRib song one more goddamn time i am going to blow my fucking brains out

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we wish you a merry piendmas

we wish you a merry piendmas

we wish you a merry piendmas

and a pingly quingle

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piendish what's your fav holiday

cinderella day

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Hello! How do you pronounce piendish? I always read it as peen-dish

how few moves does it take to solve this sokobon