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mr j do you own any hats

Yes, I have an ordinary hat ...

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Okay this Bible quote goes hard can’t even lie

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i hauve a cold

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Commission for Michael for his wife for Christmas, to match with a commission from earlier this year.

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*thunder crackling*

THOU ART LISTENING TO

*fireball explosion*

102.3

*bubbling cauldron*

REAL WIZARDS FM

*shimmering mana crystal*

WHERE WE PLAYETH NOTHING BUT CHANTS, CHANTS, AND MORE CHANTS

*wololo*

THIS ART NOT THINE ELDER MATRIARCH'S STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

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nothing in the new fallout show will ever have the raw cinematic power of this bit

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christians think heaven is some kind of invite-only hype house theyll have lifetime access to after spending their entire earthly life wearing clothes threaded by five year olds in malaysia just because they quit smoking weed and married the person they were fucking on in college or something … barbs have more spiritual verve in 2022

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lying down for 50 minutes to imagine in real time the experience of walking to trader joes and buying a single pea and walking back home and getting out a cutting board and a knife and skinning and chopping one pea and sprinkling it into a tank with one fish in it

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last time i was home from college i went to the dentist for a check up and they always give you a toothbrush after and the toothbrush sitting on the counter was yellow when i came in but at the end of the appointment i went to get it and it had been switched to orange and i asked why it was changed and the hygienist opened my file and handwritten on the inside cover it said “favorite color: orange”

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