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[ID: a rough doodle of a grimacing person, labelled "me," opening a bottle of sparkling cider, labelled "cider that apparently got shookened." the bottle shoots a blast of cider, labelled "Beam Attack," at a cat, labelled "gertrude."]
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it really does only take one basket of laundry you procrastinate putting away before your whole life turns to shit huh
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can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko
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human and bug relations will change by the end of the century
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are you a bad enough dude to accompany me to build a bear
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Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.
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