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listening to the mountain goats is such an experience because ill be out here googling “what is the hertzsprung-russell diagram” and going down a wikipedia rabbit hole learning about the classification of stars and it’s because of a line in a song about a man being stabbed to death from an album about wrestling

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so hard to beat the “annoying” allegations when you’re annoying

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The author's barely disguised desire for a cheeseburger

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Realized someone I hate has the same favorite character from a special interest of mine and went so white hot with rage I had to lay down for a while due to the headache.

Absolutely nothing worse than finding out that you share interests with someone you hate. Has you thinking things like fuck you I'm better at enjoying star wars than you are

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MY STREAMER 💪💯💯💯💯🎉🎉🎉🎉

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Up the Wolves - The Mountain Goats

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ALL OF THESE REQUIRE GETTING OUT OF BED

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may god take all the pain from every female member of the dsmp, double it, and give it to dream not found. amen godbless

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My own possibly controversial take is that Tommy has every right to call dream a pedophile given all the weird sexual jokes he made about Tommy and pressuring Tommy into saying that he loved dream in a private call even more so because now we know that creators committed sex crimes in the dsmp (showing porn to minors is a sex crime) and dream didn’t fucking report it

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Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.

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Skizz descending from the heavens glowing in golden light with a halo of eyes surrounding him as six different sets of wings stretch wide around him: where's dipple dots? I gotta find him

peak imp and skizz character design to ME places them firmly on opposite ends of a mundane/eldritch spectrum where impulse is an almost aggressively normal looking guy who is just Clearly A Demon if you’re around him for more than 2 consecutive seconds and skizz walks around with wings and a halo and glowing eyes and shit but is physically incapable of embodying angelic vibes to the point where you can forget he’s not human while looking directly at him

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Do not let them erase this. Do not let them tell you he meant "my heart goes out for you."

This man is the grandson of a Canadian Nazi sympathizer who moved to South Africa BECAUSE he thought the apartheid was just the coolest.

He has a gaggle of kids specifically because he believes his genes are superior and need to be spread to improve humanity.

He has thrown his support behind the neonazi party in Germany and the far right party in the UK, not to mention how far he's wormed up the ass of the Republican party.

He threw two sieg heil salutes back to back at the inauguration of the president of the United States and is trying to scrub the evidence off the internet.

Elon Reeve Musk is a fucking Nazi.

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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

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people don't understand how much self control it takes me to not make literally everything about pigeons all the time tbh, like this takes effort actually they should congratulate me

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shout out to I will follow you into the dark for being the song of all time. death cab for cutie just nailed it. there's never been a song as much as I will follow you into the dark. it's so song. like?? hello?? if heaven and hell decide that they both are satisfied, illuminate the no's on their vacancy signs, if there's no one beside you when your soul embarks, I will follow you into the dark. that's all there is to it.

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it bothers me that you often don't really hear about people having a "favorite album" the way they might have a favorite movie or favorite video game

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well 🧍‍♀️ as a reminder this blog is NOT a safe space for trump supporters but it IS a safe place for women, queers, trans ppl, people of color, undocumented people, and any marginalized group.