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first official day back at his job
yo ruben is pissed this press conference i am living
#guys im still laughing at this im losing it hes so mad this is so fuckign funny#ruben amorim#manchester united
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yo ruben is pissed this press conference i am living
#hes talking to them like they are unruly kids in the classroom#throwing questions back with the crazy eyes and all im crying
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sorry but changmin just stuffing his face in disbelief when we conceded made me cackle what a mood
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fabulous start lads we are well on course to that coveted fifteenth place finish
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tol slovenian son if you give me a goal i will love you forever
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um so are we going to exile that goalkeeping coach too now or
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had a stroke looking at the lineup graphic
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Haaaa! Yes, im an arsenal fan but i actually do not want to see any more ruben suffering. I feel bad for him 😭(still want us to win though 🤣).
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we shall see what happens 👀
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fa cup 25.05.24
#he got to live his dream tho not for long :(#god my old tags on this post have me crying in the club
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https://www.instagram.com/p/DNYfvILsePR/?img_index=8&igsh=eGZqYW5nZ21pMTg=
(1,3 & 9 slide)
9th slide for a smiley Amorim pic before season officially starts and it’s nothing but stress and despair!
(Also that drawing you made of him wearing a crop top?!??? I love it!!!!!)
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he looks like a evil pe teacher lmao
#ruben amorim#manchester united#im happy you like the drawing!!#but if i recall correctly you are an arsenal fan right so for today we are enemies 🥊#tho i decree you are the only rival allowed to enjoy his suffering alongside us#everyone else mind your business#ask
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do i actually like sport or do i just want to watch a grown man have a worse day than me
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do NOT let people enjoy things. criticize everything at every opportunity. hate on your own interests just to see what its like. never settle. this is the haters way
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I love being a sports fan. Hobbies include staring at live scoring apps and trying to manifest changes with the powers of my mind.
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please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you.
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#ruben amorim#manchester united#no break from this man on here enjoy the :D while it lasts#anyway i remember recently he said he will not treat the players like kids#but here hes gushing over how they are spending time with each other#like they all went to a concert and he was like 'EVERYBODY went i was REALLY happy i was SO happy to see them together'#and he literally said he arranges things for them to spend time together im crying hes been busy setting up play dates for his not kids#he also said that he would give them more day offs if they go together BYE he wants these brats to get along so bad#oh and him mentioning how fergie calls him after press conferences to tell him off sjdjfsdfs what a family dynamic we got going on here#+
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i’m limited to 12 answers but these seem the most likely, feel free to put any of the other 8 in the tags.
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crop top punishment for losing two games in a row
#excuse my shitty sketch but i found out theres a crop top version while perusing the online store#and they didnt put him in it what a missed opportunity#like he jumpscared me in the launch video and for what (i thought he was bruno until he opened his mouth)#manchester united
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