she/her, it/its, they/them, 19 years old!! i'm known as space on discord! i'm non-human! eldritch polymorph is what i am, more specifically i'm spawn of cthulhu!!! my asks and instant messages are always open just please dont be rude/weird!
Sometimes when people on the Internet are like "ADULTS CAN NEVER INTERACT WITH MINORS IT'S CREEPY" I remember how, at 12, back in 1997, I was on the Witchvox forums with people ranging from me to people in at least their 50s, and no one there was ever a creep to me, no one ever made me feel uncomfortable or asked for my personal info, and when I finally broke down after a particularly brutal day of bullying at school and posted about it they were the first adults I'd ever met in my entire life who told me the bullies were the problem and it was okay to be angry about it.
Kids need to interact with adults who will listen to them.
ok yknow what. I'm not a big human bill guy, but I'm gonna vouch for twink bill cipher for a second. look me in the eye and tell me that an eons old eldritch being running around cosplaying as a 20yo human twink and being chronically obsessed with a 60yo gilf he fumbled three decades ago that is actively trying to kill him is not an objectively funny concept
First off, just a fact, chillest dude in all of Ooo
Like, if you guys broke up (not that you would, but-) he would be the kinda guy you would actually be friends with
Because he is confined to the time room, dates are limited
A lot of indoor dates; home-cooked food, board game nights and, of course, watching movies (or alternate realities on his TV)
The man always has your favourite snacks at hand (and most other things for that matter)
Honestly, your presence brightens up his day
Like, he could be having the most boring/hardest day at work, but you sending a quick check-in text really makes his day
Once you two start getting more serious, I can see him using his powers to spoil you (which probably is a violation of the rules, but oh well-)
Oh, you saw a dress you wanted that was out of your budget? Magically in your closet
You wish you could style your hair a certain way? Bam, new doo by the morning
There's a book you're dying to read that hasn't been released yet? it's now on your bedside table
on that note, with your consent, I think he would like to use his powers to play dress up with you, as long as you're both having fun, and it's not just you treating him like your personal tailor
And as nice as it is to have a cosmic sugar daddy, please reassure him that you like him for him, and not his powers.
Like, this man deals with crippling loneliness, you gotta let him know that you're there for him too
Maybe you can't give things to him like he gives you, but you can be there to listen to him vent or just say sweet things to him (COMPLIMENT THIS PINK STRING BEAN)
This man loves your praise
he barely gets enough recognition for his job, so please tell him you love him and that he's a sweet boyfriend
you automatically get an invite to all of his parties (but understands if you don't want to go)
if you make him anything home-made, dude is going to treasure it
like, he would make a whole ass room just to put the things you give him in it
Has defiantly used the pick-up like: "if everything around me is a dream, then you're the most beautiful thing I've ever dreamed of"
Guy can be suave in his own dorky kind of way
He also likes cooking for you
he does it with zero powers, he just wants to make something for you
his cooking isn't always the greatest, but he does get better over time, you just gotta stomach it for a while til his trial-and-error phase ends (spoiler alert: it never does)
And, this goes without saying, but he makes you pickles
one time he made a special batch for you, with a note that said 'for my sweet pickle'
He's also tried to write you a song on his banjo
he's got spirit and it's the thought that counts anyway
I also see him having the love language of quality time (He's in a time box, I don't think he has much of a choice)
If you stick around long enough, he will give you a guest room
He will occasionally ask you for feedback about his stories
oh, and it's totally obvious when he's written characters that remind you of you two a little *too* much
If you are a writer or an artist, he would love to know all about your stories/OCs
or if you're a creative at all, would love to know more about your work
Super supportive (again, will use his powers to get you the most expensive materials)
If you guys are serious, he will introduce you to jake, assuming you didn't meet jake earlier at his parties or just because Jake just dropped in to say hi
Has defiantly told Jake about you at some point
So when you introduce yourself to him, Jake defiantly embarrasses Prismo about it
"Oh, so this is the girl you've been telling me all about?"
you guys have a dinner planner. It avoids having the same talk about what to have for dinner every night
After some time, he does decorate his time room a bit more
It's still minimal, but now there's a plant and a bookshelf or something
Is the kinda guy that's shy about dancing and singing, until a few drinks, and then he's doing karaoke like it's no one's business
Not the kind of guy to raise his voice
like, even if he was mad at you, would never do that. i see him responding in short sentences if that's the case
He's a god, you're a mortal, y'all definitely have existential conversations
But he's also so chill that they never feel depressing
Even though the relationship may be a bit strange to navigate because of the whole God/Mortal thing, you wouldn't have it any other way
He may be a God, but you are his Heaven
This is my first time posting headcanons like this, hope you all enjoyed it. If you want more or have a specific scenario you want me to write about, don't hesitate to ask (I'm always looking to sharpen my writing skills)
First off, just a fact, chillest dude in all of Ooo
Like, if you guys broke up (not that you would, but-) he would be the kinda guy you would actually be friends with
Because he is confined to the time room, dates are limited
A lot of indoor dates; home-cooked food, board game nights and, of course, watching movies (or alternate realities on his TV)
The man always has your favourite snacks at hand (and most other things for that matter)
Honestly, your presence brightens up his day
Like, he could be having the most boring/hardest day at work, but you sending a quick check-in text really makes his day
Once you two start getting more serious, I can see him using his powers to spoil you (which probably is a violation of the rules, but oh well-)
Oh, you saw a dress you wanted that was out of your budget? Magically in your closet
You wish you could style your hair a certain way? Bam, new doo by the morning
There's a book you're dying to read that hasn't been released yet? it's now on your bedside table
on that note, with your consent, I think he would like to use his powers to play dress up with you, as long as you're both having fun, and it's not just you treating him like your personal tailor
And as nice as it is to have a cosmic sugar daddy, please reassure him that you like him for him, and not his powers.
Like, this man deals with crippling loneliness, you gotta let him know that you're there for him too
Maybe you can't give things to him like he gives you, but you can be there to listen to him vent or just say sweet things to him (COMPLIMENT THIS PINK STRING BEAN)
This man loves your praise
he barely gets enough recognition for his job, so please tell him you love him and that he's a sweet boyfriend
you automatically get an invite to all of his parties (but understands if you don't want to go)
if you make him anything home-made, dude is going to treasure it
like, he would make a whole ass room just to put the things you give him in it
Has defiantly used the pick-up like: "if everything around me is a dream, then you're the most beautiful thing I've ever dreamed of"
Guy can be suave in his own dorky kind of way
He also likes cooking for you
he does it with zero powers, he just wants to make something for you
his cooking isn't always the greatest, but he does get better over time, you just gotta stomach it for a while til his trial-and-error phase ends (spoiler alert: it never does)
And, this goes without saying, but he makes you pickles
one time he made a special batch for you, with a note that said 'for my sweet pickle'
He's also tried to write you a song on his banjo
he's got spirit and it's the thought that counts anyway
I also see him having the love language of quality time (He's in a time box, I don't think he has much of a choice)
If you stick around long enough, he will give you a guest room
He will occasionally ask you for feedback about his stories
oh, and it's totally obvious when he's written characters that remind you of you two a little *too* much
If you are a writer or an artist, he would love to know all about your stories/OCs
or if you're a creative at all, would love to know more about your work
Super supportive (again, will use his powers to get you the most expensive materials)
If you guys are serious, he will introduce you to jake, assuming you didn't meet jake earlier at his parties or just because Jake just dropped in to say hi
Has defiantly told Jake about you at some point
So when you introduce yourself to him, Jake defiantly embarrasses Prismo about it
"Oh, so this is the girl you've been telling me all about?"
you guys have a dinner planner. It avoids having the same talk about what to have for dinner every night
After some time, he does decorate his time room a bit more
It's still minimal, but now there's a plant and a bookshelf or something
Is the kinda guy that's shy about dancing and singing, until a few drinks, and then he's doing karaoke like it's no one's business
Not the kind of guy to raise his voice
like, even if he was mad at you, would never do that. i see him responding in short sentences if that's the case
He's a god, you're a mortal, y'all definitely have existential conversations
But he's also so chill that they never feel depressing
Even though the relationship may be a bit strange to navigate because of the whole God/Mortal thing, you wouldn't have it any other way
He may be a God, but you are his Heaven
This is my first time posting headcanons like this, hope you all enjoyed it. If you want more or have a specific scenario you want me to write about, don't hesitate to ask (I'm always looking to sharpen my writing skills)
Chinese weighlifter Li Wenwen successfully defended her title, winning the gold medal in the women's over 81kg category at the Paris Olympics on Sunday!
In her private life, the Li is actually a fan of traditional Chinese Hanfa.
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(Saw this post on Facebook and loved it, and since Facebook always steals Tumblr posts, I figure I can do the reverse and steal this Facebook post)
synopsis: being timās girlfriend before marble hornets / otherwise, being antisocial dorks who only understand each others humour
requested by: @nowonlydogs
you guys were high school sweethearts!! everyone knew you both were made for each other after a simple click
it was in music class and the teacher couldnāt shut the both of you up
silly teenagers in a world where you would have to grow up ā but that was okay, because you had tim by your side
though, people believed you guys were rushing into this whole ārelationshipā thing after 8 months of being friends
especially your parents
but you both were just too inseparable from that point on. your small friend groups coming together after realizing that you two arenāt giving up
planning college life together, where to live, but very insistent that you both work at separate jobs. it was a funny sight for your peers to see the both of you sat at opposite ends in class
āwe need our personal space! i see that man as soon at the clock hits 4!ā you joked
āitās not like weāre broken up ā weāre going to the diner after class.ā tim would reason
college came fast, the the idea of a small apartment sounded nicer than the dorms.
you both would do everything together: picking out furniture, grocery shopping, a weekly chore list, a cooking schedule, and realizing you donāt have enough funds so you both grudgingly go to your parentsā for financial help. (they didnāt mind at all)
you both would grow up with each other, from angsty teens who hated cooking to confused young adults reading from recipes book to cook a simple dish
you watched him grow up. he often asked you to trim his hair ā in return, he would walk to the nearest coffee shop each morning to get you your favourite drink
college was a start, especially since your schedules never seemed to line up.
the apartment was oddly quiet without tim
by each weekend, you both would be in bed and watching a movie. his new friend, brian, would tease tim for already being an old married couple
being timās girlfriend before marble hornets was a slow, but a very loving time of your life
he was the most genuine man you could have ever fallen in love with. kisses each morning and night to cooking supper every other day together
he was your other half and number one, and somewhere down the line, it seems you had lost him after a measly audition for a friends film
I and some colleagues were talking about how we wish everyone could see the safety videos that our company was showing us, because I donāt think most people understand how traffic works in a truck. So hereās some things we wish everyone on the road knew.
- weāre not kidding about tailgating. If youāre right behind us on a straight highway? Chances are we have NO IDEA youāre there, which means we canāt anticipate any of your movements. Plus slowing down takes multiple downshifts, so we might start decreasing speed way earlier than you expect.
- Weāre not kidding about any of our blind spots. WE CANāT SEE YOU, GUYS.
- That bit about slowing down taking a while? The same goes for when youāre in front of us. Donāt cut off a truck. Oh god, PLEASE donāt cut off a truck. If you cut me off, Iām not irritated, Iām terrified. For YOU. It can take 7 to 9 seconds for us to stop. DONāT CUT OFF TRUCKS.
- Before you get mad about how slow weāre going on the highway, keep in mind that many companies govern their vehicles so they literally CANāT go over 60 or 65. This is a good thing, I promise. Becauseā¦
- Do you know what happens when a car meets a truck in an accident? The car gets totaled and the truck needs a new coat of paint. You will not win this fight. I know nobody likes getting stuck behind a big dumb truck, but itās not worth your life.
We are trying our best to protect you from our 80,000 pound death machines. Please help us out.
if physical contact is banned, how about air hugs/awkward finger guns in the coach's general direction? (p.s. - I ADORE your original designs, I don't even go to the OFF fandom but whenever I see it I think of your cool art :3)
I think she wouldnāt react
I believe sheās not very social unlike the Pitcher or the Batter š¤
if physical contact is banned, how about air hugs/awkward finger guns in the coach's general direction? (p.s. - I ADORE your original designs, I don't even go to the OFF fandom but whenever I see it I think of your cool art :3)
I think she wouldnāt react
I believe sheās not very social unlike the Pitcher or the Batter š¤