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good morning babes 💞

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As a penis what is your favourite thing to do

Jorkin’

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they should invent a january that doesn’t make you go through every emotion known to mankind every day

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What We Do in the Shadows – 6.02: Headhunting

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ah yes, a no makeup no problem rot day just like the doctor ordered (it’s me I’m the doctor)

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It’s wild to me to see transvestigator conspiracy theories online that could be so easily explained by natural human variation. That woman has a deep voice? Yeah, sometimes they do. A woman has broad shoulders?? Maybe she plays rugby or hits the gym a fuckton. There’s a “bulge” in her tight pants?? Maybe her vulva is just fat. All the “markers” of trans woman that transvestigators use to harass any woman aren’t even things unique to trans women.

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when i was 12 and new to tumblr i didn't know what bisexual meant and i thought it was like you had split personalities and one was gay and one was straight so i asked someone i was kind of friends with "who are you today?" and when they went ??? i said "are you the gay one or the straight one today" and they blocked me

Bi people when their gay side takes over

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a good way to inspire yourself to do more is to see yourself as the wacky sitcom B plot character in your friends lives, "wouldnt it be funny to tell the friends in my phone about it." has gotten me to do anything from going to a festival (excelent) to wild camping (it went badly) (coastguard called) to trying to get the train to stonehenge (stonehenge costs money so i ended up just getting lunch in sailsbury, it was okay.) i bought a bicycle today and 20% of my reasoning was "itd be funny to surprise my roommate by coming home with a whole bike." . life is for living. and baby i live for the bit.

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Is it fair for a girl to go for the balls in a fight with a guy? Have you ever kicked a guy there?

I’ll let Coach McGuirk handle this one: https://youtu.be/Ka4qQ6Y65r8

(In case it’s not obvious yes do men even know how strong they are)

I haven’t had the need to do it myself, no.

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I’ve decided to shift my attitude at work to just being as pretty as possible first, then having everything else be a bonus

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Marge Simpson 💛

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lukewarm take but i personally do not give a shit if poor people cheat a system that was designed to fail them anyways. i also coincidentally do not enjoy the taste of boot rubber

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