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finally figured out a way to get a pdf of this off archive.org! ^^ for some reason the regular method wasnt working, so i downloaded all the pages individually using my ipad(then merged them into a pdf)

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the warmness i felt seeing nathan retwisting pickles' locs 🥹 made me feel so noticed as a blk guy omg

Having a proper hair care routine is Totally Brutal

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If you're going to wear your hair long, you've got to learn how to look after it.

So picture this; I'm packing up my flat for my move and the unthinkable happens- my wifi disconnects.

Stressed, tired, no data and frankly unable to box up another bloody thing without some kind of white noise entertainment, In desperation I opened the box of DVDs for something, anything, to lighten my load. And at the very top, well within reach, Season 1 of Metalocalypse.

Nostalgia hit me square in the nuts. I did not pack a thing for the remainder of the day, even when my internet came back on, and instead appeased my inner 16 year old and had a whale of a time getting stuck back into an old favourite.

I wound up behind my packing schedule but the warm soggy joy it brought forth was well worth the diversion.

dedicated to @quhzk - a metalocalypse fanblog that's still kicking, whose URL I used to type out manually so I could see their top notch fanart, long before I ever even made an account here 🫡

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Heloo👋

I am Muhammad Abu Zour🍉🌿

father of three, writing to you from the devastated heart of Gaza. Our home was completely destroyed in the recent bombings, and we were forced to flee to the south. Now, we are living in unbearable conditions without access to basic necessities.

The situation is especially critical for my son, who suffers from hepatitis. His condition worsens by the day, and the treatment he needs is not available here. His only hope lies in receiving medical care outside of Gaza.

My wife Dina is also in urgent need of help. She is pregnant and suffering from preeclampsia, a life-threatening condition that requires specialized medical attention and a cesarean section. Unfortunately, the hospitals here lack the necessary facilities and resources. I fear for her life and the life of our unborn child because of the severe shortages of medical care, clean food, water, and a safe place to stay.

Adding to our hardship, my 13-year-old son and I were recently captured and tortured for a month. While I still bear the physical scars, my son is deeply traumatized by the experience.

I humbly ask for your help to evacuate my family from Gaza through the Rafah border crossing. We urgently need to relocate to a place where we can access life-saving medical care and a chance at safety.

Any assistance, no matter how small, will make an immense difference to us. Your kindness could save our lives, and we would be forever grateful for your support during this dark time.

Thank you from the bottom of our hearts.🍉🙏💕

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yea bro did not hear a single word he just said

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Hannibal would go feral for young hugh dancy i just know it

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🌷 A Cry from the Heart of Gaza: A Family Searching for Safety Amidst Destruction and Danger🌷

Greetings to all of you,

I hope you can take a minute to read our story.

🍒I am Mohammed Al-Shawish, and I am trying to save my family—my wife and children—from the war. We are a family of 8: my mother and my siblings.

Islam is 35 years old. Hazem is 27 years old. Samer is 29 years old. Hashim is 31 years old. Nasreen is 37 years old. Nour is 36 years old.

I am married to a tohfa wife, and we have 3 children🍉: Suhail, who is 7 years old; Jwan, who is 4 years old; and Azad, who is 2 years old.🌷

We had a beautiful, clean, spacious house, and my children lived a luxurious, clean life, far from problems and annoying lives, but after the war we lived in forms of poverty and displacement, depriving them of their toys, belongings, and room, which they preferred to stay in rather than other people. Instead of their toys, they invented a medicine box and cut-up paper made up of money and food containers that they used as toys. .

They became adults when they were young and were suddenly deprived of their childhood, and they became responsible like adults, and they help me carry water and the troubles of this life because they feel the fatigue that I make for them. They became aware of our feelings when they were young, so your donation to us and our exit from Gaza may give them back the lives that the occupying army deprived them of.

I used to have a shop with my siblings, which was our family’s source of income💥. During the war, it was destroyed💥, and we lost our source of income😭😢

Days passed, and they were very difficult for my family. My father suffers from very difficult conditions, chronic diseases, and complete paralysis. After the occupation army ordered us to evacuate from north to south, we moved under bombardment and fear since the first week of the war to my sister’s house in Khan Yunis. This had a huge impact on us and my father's health. You know how difficult it is to move a crippled patient, and later, we learned that our house was completely destroyed. My father became so sad that his health condition deteriorated, and he suffered a stroke. Even the medications that the doctor prescribed for him were not available, so my family and I became shocked at my father. He became in danger and anxiety destroyed us all.

Then the Israeli army ordered us to move to Rafah in the far south💔. So we all moved to a tent in the cold weather, and today, after 100 days of war, we live a life that creates for us a feeling of fear, anxiety, discomfort, and safety in a tent made up of only scraps and wood. My father could not bear these movements and the extreme cold, and my father died. We could not bear the news, so we all broke down in tears because we did not She bore the news of his death, and due to the large number in the tent, my wife, children, and I separated. Then I went to her family and did not meet her for 3 months due to the continuous bombing and rain. She is waiting for me with her family in light of their difficult circumstances, hoping that the war will end, but it has continued until now.

I then started looking for a tent to reunite with my wife and children, because I did not have money. We contacted organizations to help provide wood and tarpaulins, and fortunately, one organization helped us. I moved to my tent with my wife and children, separated from my family, and live with my wife and children to this day.

🌸Later, the occupation army ordered us to evacuate again and move from one place to another until we ended up in a tent in Khan Yunis.

After the generosity and kindness of our Lord, my wife and I are waiting for a new baby😍, and now in her sixth month of pregnancy, I ask you to donate so that I can protect her fetus and my children from this fierce war by traveling outside Gaza😥, because due to the frequent movements and worries that still accompany us, the condition of the fetus has reached... Cervix, and due to malnutrition and lack of iron, my wife’s blood has become 8.9😥, and salts are increasing, which makes pregnancy dangerous.

This was not enough😵. She developed allergies all over her body, and there is no treatment to alleviate the severity of the itching, allergies, and pain that she was afflicted with. She was afraid to take even the supplement for fear of increasing the allergies. Even my children suffer from skin diseases and their bodies are ravaged by the allergies.

To ensure her safety, the safety of the child and my children, I want to leave Gaza and go abroad. By donating via the link

Please, I ask for your help to save my wife, family, and children from this war.

With deepest respect and gratitude,

Mohammed & toha

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wilson🤨

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You can romantize Hannibal all you want, I do it too, but don't be fucking brainless and try to fight or cancel fans who actually have a brain and depict in their art or talk about the dark side and atrocities Hannibal is willingly to do. Stfu and watch the fucking show before saying "omg mimimimi he would never hurt Will like that" stupid ass citizen in Christ...HE WAS GOING TO SAW HIS HEAD OPEN. HE SHOVED AN EAR DOWN HIS THROAT. shut the actual fuck up.

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the stethoscope is on the knob

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Art trade with @catisteard hehehhhRAAGAHHHHHHH

Bro is NOT beating the bye sexual allegations

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"james wilson, boywonder oncologist. you know him?"

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These metalocalypse prints are now available for pre-order on my shop! They will be A4 size and the pickles one will be holographic!

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look i need everyone to know he does these silent little gasps while he does the cigar thing ok

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a pain slut if i've ever seen one

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*Logan growling*

Wade: *not looking over at him* is that so?

*Logan continuing growling*

Wade: oh really? Uhuh?

*Logan glares at him*

Wade: if you're going to growl like a puppy, I'm going to talk to you like a growly puppy.

*Logan growls again in warning*

Wade: I know, puppy, I know

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I love this little kitty