picklemanhasurges

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ur ausyrstlisn?? i ghoight u were pivekle?

*sighs deeply and glug glugs my shot of alcohol before slamming it onto the bar and leaning back* ha a pickle.. yeah i was a pickle way back when. then the market crashed back in 84 and now im what you see now *gestures at my dishevelled touristy tank top with the australian flag on it before having a long drag of my cigar*

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do You play baldur gayte tgree

sorry for the image of Gianni matragrano i just thought he would look nice here

SOMEONE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEEEEE SEND ME 90 AUSTRALIAN DOLLARS TO PURCHASE BALDURS GATE THREE + A COMPUTER THAT DOESNT WANT TO KILL ITSELF WHEN I HAVE THREE TABS OPEN I WANT TO PLAY BALDURS GATE 3 SO BADLY I NEED TO HAVE SEX WITH WYLL AND THE GAY VAMPIRE ASAP.

ALSO SEND ME A PS4 SO I CAN PLAY BLOODBOURNE AND HAVE SEX WITH FATHER GASCOIGNE. THANK YOU!

FROM PICKLEMAN HAS URGES FROM TUMBLR. 

PS THANK YUOU FOR THE IMAGE OF GIANNI HE LOOKS SPLENDID.    

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asked for constructive criticism and i received very kind and helpful constructive criticism

thank you animeFUCKINGparadise for the GIF!

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you should never worry about other peioples opinions because no matter what some redditor or 4chan user will portray some aspect of ur personality or interests as a wojak.

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i got to SERIOUSLY try out makeup for the first time ever today and i discovered that

i couldve been looking like a #baddie this whole time what the fuck and

i tried to do gay emo eyeshadow because of course. i epically failed and in my desperate attempt to wash it away, i somehow managed to clean it up in a way that made it LOOK GOOD???? 13 year old me is kicking his feet and screaming in joy rn

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Pickle man from pintrest? Never heard of him

yeah hes this super irrelevant loser we should find him and go pelt him with rotten tomatoes. pickle man from pinterest will never be as good as pickle man from tumblr

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were you ever on pinterest. i think we've met

hm no ive never been on pinterest before because my mummy wont let me get it on my ipad

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FROM PINTEREST??

i love it whenever my posts get mild attention because my inbox is immediately filled with asks saying “omhhggg pickle man from pinterest is that you???“

it is me😭😭😭 I HAVE THIS ACCOUNT LINKED ON MY PINTEREST BIO. I AM NOT SOME IMPOSTER.

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Who knows

I knows

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the people have spoken. i can celebrate.

i have reached 1k followers :3hip hip huzzah

am i allowed to celebrate follower milestones or will i lose my Nonchalant Aura and be ridiculed by the tumblr community

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am i allowed to celebrate follower milestones or will i lose my Nonchalant Aura and be ridiculed by the tumblr community

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i cant just focus on a task like a normal person i NEED to convince myself the world will blow up horribly if i dont complete a task. this way of thinking yields no negative effects btw☝️

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weird asf ask but is your name or has it ever been kayleigh??? no joke but i swear you could be someone i know and i just saw you in pinterest comments. if i'm right that would be WILDDD bro. also live in canada?? i think??

in 2020 my name was not kayleigh and i was not edating anybody i was too busy watching youtubers who treat women horribly do minecraft roleplays

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born to consume media forced to do my fucking accounting homework i need someone to bash my skull in with an empty beer bottle

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the tumblr users have officially convinced me to listen to malevolent. you people interact with my account too much and the fanart looks neat and i think the weird eldritch entity and wet cat looking guy have something special going on.

i will report back on if listening to this at 1am was a good choice. farewell forever.

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LMAO hi

right after i made my post SOMEONE ELSE flooded my inbox this happens to me on a biweekly basis at this point but hello new ppl who have just found me and spam like and reblog my posts i love you

wtf as i was writiing THIS post someone just went through and liked and reblogged 8 of my posts hey dude i see you ur gonna get a major jumpscare righhhtttt now hits the reblog button

funniest tumblr experience is waking up to 20+ notifications all from ONE person who has obviously just found my account and they then proceed to like and reblog my last dozen or so posts which is then followed by a mysterious anonymous ask. brother who are you trying to fool

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funniest tumblr experience is waking up to 20+ notifications all from ONE person who has obviously just found my account and they then proceed to like and reblog my last dozen or so posts which is then followed by a mysterious anonymous ask. brother who are you trying to fool