Elie. Chicago-based Illustrator. Homo sapien. I've somehow convinced myself that I like to draw.
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what I wouldn't give to have the gastric constitution of a nine-year-old again. like you know when you're in grade school and you're like okay I'm gonna have some gushers and pizza and one of those dubious chalky grocery store cookies and then go run around with my friends! and now as an adult if I eat the wrong brand of peanut butter I have to lie down for an hour
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Daniel Egnéus’s stunning illustrations for Little Red Riding Hood (part 1 of 2).
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cat and mouse are sworn enemies, but what if I gave them a mutual enemy?
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It’s almost 1 AM but in the song Belle from Beauty and the Beast the villagers sing “I need six eggs” “that’s too expensive!” and then later in the song Gaston, Gaston says “when I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large, now that I’m grown I eat five dozen eggs so I’m roughly as large as a barge” Gaston has been eating dozens of eggs every day for his entire life and is single handedly creating an artificial egg scarcity in the village and driving up egg prices. this economy is in shambles.
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Hiroshi Yoshida - Color woodblock prints from the series United States of America.
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"Annihilation!" she shrieked at me, flailing in confusion. "Annihilation! Annihilation!" The word seemed more meaningless the more she repeated it, like the cry of a bird with a broken wing.
Neural Networks Create a Disturbing Record of Natural History in AI-Generated Illustrations by Sofia Crespo via Colossal
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Lily of the valley by Kawarazaki Shodo (1899-1973)
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Hey guys so I'm at a sleepover and I'm an early bird so I photoshopped Dolly Parton holding the Holy Moonlight Sword to pass some time
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me two hours after i should have gone to bed: time to solve the jonbenet ramsey case
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When Bloodborne went “a bottomless curse, a bottomless sea, accepting of all that there is and can be” and trampled on Lovecraft’s entire xenophobic racist shit with a beautiful line that spoke of a terrifying immensity beyond human comprehension and still managed to speak of acceptance, I felt that
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He Jiaying aka 何家英 (Chinese, b. 1957, Tianjin, China) - Dance Of Recreation, 2006 Chinese Brushwork: Ink, Color (+details)
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The text reads,
“YOU WERE FRANTIC AND FOOLISH, YOU KEPT NO TRACK OF TIME, YOU RAN YOUR DELICATE BODY INTO ITS NATURAL END, YOU BURNED ALL YOUR CANDLES TO STUMPS, YOU ARE TIRED AND HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO LAY DOWN, YOU HAVE EARNED THIS REPERCUSSION, THIS REWARD, THIS RECKONING, YOU FINALLY NEED TO KNOW
HOW TO DECAY GRACEFULLY
LIE STILL (x13) ”
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