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i don’t hate series finales because it’s the ending of a show.. i hate them because somehow writers find a way to fuck up the whole show in just one episode

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Found a fossil in the parking lot of a pet store

☆ funny pictures

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Do you think that when McGonagall really got tired of her colleagues’ shit she just turned into a cat and started doing random cat things? Like:

Dumbledore: Minerva, please, I really have to send those letters McGonagall: *gets more comfy over Dumbledore’s desk* Dumbledore: Minerva McGonagall: *starts chewing on a nearby quill* — Umbridge: why are the cushions in my office so ruined? Who is responsible for this? Every other teacher:*glances to McGonagall* McGonagall:*cleans her nails* — Snape: Minerva get out of that jar now I need it Snape: you are far too old for such antics Snape: I’ll stop taking points from Longbottom for a week, is that enough? McGonagall:*flicks her ear* Snape:…how did you even get inside there McGonagall:*meows and burrows deeper in the jar*

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If A=1, B=2, C=3, etc., then T+W+O+H+U+N+D+R+E+D+A+N+D+F+I+F+T+Y+N+I+N+E = 259

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You have to understand the difference between someone who speaks to you on their free time and someone who frees their time to speak to you.

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Jared Tyler

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Using some photographs, Photoshop, and a clock, I made a Doctor Who clock depicting all of the Doctors as numbers because the fandom has only been talking about doing it for, like, ever, and my old clock needed a major revamp.

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i’m really sick of the ‘male/female’ natural interest dichotomy. growing up, males are asked to go help fix cars and mow lawns etc. and females aren’t. then, as you get older, men laugh like ‘lol u don’t even know what a radiator is’ and it’s like no we weren’t socialised to ‘like’ that stuff. it’s not because we’re naturally bad at mechanics or physical labour - it’s because we were never taught. they don’t teach us as children but patronize us when, as adults, we don’t know much about it. 

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Hey, everyone! We want to see Utah on the Paper Towns ‘Get Lost Get Found’ tour. Favorite and reblog to vote and make this happen! One note = one vote!

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*breaks fingers* let’s do this

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I wonder what it’d be like to see an album of all the photos you’re unknowingly in the background of.

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remember in 2006 when you accidentally hit the internet button on your flip phone and then you had to press end 40 times to keep your parents from paying for such a luxury

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Halloween Costumes For Anyone Who Is Lazy, Cheap… Or Just A Big Fan Of Puns.

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why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us

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I love how the whole harry potter fandom just calls harry an idiot for naming his kid albus severus and says ginny should’ve named the kids so they would survive childhood

like you do realize this is the girl who named an owl pigwidgeon right