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Is she a- you know? *I make a gesture like someone driving while thrusting their hips* Is she a mech pilot?

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NOT what I said

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Yes. That absolutely counts.

the next big fantasy fetish trend will be sex with sentient weapons. stay tuned!

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the next big fantasy fetish trend will be sex with sentient weapons. stay tuned!

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running a little hot

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Arca Kick II

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There's no canon confirmation of any Phyrexians reproducing sexually. I guess you could stretch it from Jinclex Breeding Pool, but imo that's not the conclusion to be made there (lol)

Elesh Norn is definitely conventionally attractive as Phyrexians go, BUT I will add the caveat that if you're after Norn not primarily for the humanoid figure but the compleation fetish, that would be further up the monsterfucking scale. She looks very humanoid and basic at first glance but gets better with context. Surgical transformation is far from a conventional kink.

Also, she's 12 feet tall, and I don't think that's immediately obvious from this art but it certainly raises the monsterfucker rating.

I didn't go into this as much in my last post b/c it's tangential to the point I was making but it really is funny to me how fandom people are so much more insane with their hornyness than everyone else. Like before I got into fandom shit I thought I was a very horny person. One day I gave one of my friends who reads a lot of m/m (but is attracted to women) access to my NSFW Twitter and she said she had to unfollow because it was "boring". What do you mean boring??? How are fat titties and assess boring??? Would you get bored of watching the sunset? Bored of The Mona Lisa??? Bored of Beethoven's 5th????? What level of gooning are you people on!!!!!!

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I didn't go into this as much in my last post b/c it's tangential to the point I was making but it really is funny to me how fandom people are so much more insane with their hornyness than everyone else. Like before I got into fandom shit I thought I was a very horny person. One day I gave one of my friends who reads a lot of m/m (but is attracted to women) access to my NSFW Twitter and she said she had to unfollow because it was "boring". What do you mean boring??? How are fat titties and assess boring??? Would you get bored of watching the sunset? Bored of The Mona Lisa??? Bored of Beethoven's 5th????? What level of gooning are you people on!!!!!!

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I didn't go into this as much in my last post b/c it's tangential to the point I was making but it really is funny to me how fandom people are so much more insane with their hornyness than everyone else. Like before I got into fandom shit I thought I was a very horny person. One day I gave one of my friends who reads a lot of m/m (but is attracted to women) access to my NSFW Twitter and she said she had to unfollow because it was "boring". What do you mean boring??? How are fat titties and assess boring??? Would you get bored of watching the sunset? Bored of The Mona Lisa??? Bored of Beethoven's 5th????? What level of gooning are you people on!!!!!!

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Come back when you want to fuck Jin-Gitaxias, then we'll talk

I didn't go into this as much in my last post b/c it's tangential to the point I was making but it really is funny to me how fandom people are so much more insane with their hornyness than everyone else. Like before I got into fandom shit I thought I was a very horny person. One day I gave one of my friends who reads a lot of m/m (but is attracted to women) access to my NSFW Twitter and she said she had to unfollow because it was "boring". What do you mean boring??? How are fat titties and assess boring??? Would you get bored of watching the sunset? Bored of The Mona Lisa??? Bored of Beethoven's 5th????? What level of gooning are you people on!!!!!!

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Thoughs on pinning someone like an insect (sexual) ?

lepidoptery play should be a thing like pony play and puppyplay

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I'll take him if you don't want-

Hear me out:

Urabrask

sorry Ixhel is the only one for me

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oh man.. thinking evil lab thoughts. leading someone by the hand to a dedicated room where things will happen to them, everything's already prepared, i talk them through it every step of the way so they know what's going on, but i'm clearly affected by the process, etc

i'm not even thinking about what would happen, it's just the setup and context that's getting me!!!!

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that last poison counter feels so good i just know it

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MTG ANTHRO SMASH TOURNAMENT: ROUND 3

Brimaz

VS

Badger Garruk Wildspeaker

Artists: Peter Mohrbacher; Michele Giorgi

Brimaz (he/him) is a leonin from Oreskos on Theros. He is a capable warrior and was an inspiring spiritual leader for his people. One of the few men to ever be the monarch of Theros’ leonin prides, he was broadminded, humble, and determined, with a deep connection to the land. He was a kindhearted leader, a forward-thinking philosopher, and an ambassador of peace. He was quick to seek opinions from the matriarchs of the leonin prides, and often defered to their wisdom. His reign saw the once isolationist tribes reaching out to the people of Theros who lived beyond their borders. A stalwart battlefield commander and a charismatic champion of justice, he conquered each challenge as surely as the dawn would rise each morning.

Brimaz always insisted that his friends not refer to him by any title when alone. He was close friends with Ajani Goldmane, and was notably taller than the planeswalker.

When the Phyrexian forces swarmed the golden fields of Oreskos, Brimaz met them in battle. Even as his people were ravaged by the invaders, he held their spirits together. But the cruel efficiency of the invaders overwhelmed even the most seasoned leonin. With glistening oil coursing through his veins, he employed his charisma and battle prowess towards a different cause: guiding his people-all of Theros's people- into a new future, one that shined with perfect Phyrexian glory. His fate after New Phyrexia’s defeat is unknown.

Garruk Wildspeaker (he/him) is a human badgerfolk planeswalker from an unknown plane.

Garruk is a towering mountain of a man badger who turned his back on civilization long ago, preferring a solitary life in the wilds. A tenacious hunter and tracker, Garruk can be a brutal and unforgiving enemy of those who threaten the wilderness he loves. He shares an intuitive connection with beasts, often enlisting them as allies and magically enhancing their size, strength, and ferocity.

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Many MtG effects are TF kink bait.

This is good.

Okay chat

Hear me out.

This could *definitely* be a sex thing.

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MTG Anthro Smash Tournament: Round 3

Imoti

VS

Ms. Bumbleflower

Artists: Ekaterina Burmak; Marta Nael

Imoti (she/her) is a naga whose home plane is unclear, though during New Phyrexia’s invasion of the Multiverse she was depicted fighting in defense of Amonkhet.

Imoti's naga tribe relied on a single river to provide them with water. Tragically, a distant battle between unrelated parties resulted in the river being polluted by dark magic. Imoti is the only member of her tribe who possesses the blessing of the god of nature, and therefore she is the only one who can pass that blessing to the river, rendering it potable.

To that end, she spends hours each day beneath the waterfall that flows into the river, constantly casting a purifying spell. The tribe tried to elevate her to leader, but she refused, knowing there were others who were better suited to rule. She has instead dedicated her life to protecting the river and attempting to create a spell that could purify it for good.

Ms. Bumbleflower (she/her) is a rabbitfolk from Bloomburrow.

Graceful, gracious, and generous, Ms. Bumbleflower is the owner and proprietor of Three Tree City's most popular inn and its signature pot of "never-ending stew." This utterly massive cauldron sits on the hearth at all times, where guests are free to take from and add to as they see fit. Ms. Bumbleflower can be found tidying up the inn or striking up friendly conversation on a grocery run. Even the most hardened and rambunctious guests do not dare offend her, either because of her kind nature or because they fear of offending everyone in town.

Ms. Bumbleflower inherited the inn from her mother, a retired pirate who founded the establishment as a safe place for animalfolk to rest. To this day, Ms. Bumbleflower is frequently visited by her mother's friends who regale her with adventurous stories of the past and even help around the inn. It's perhaps because of these burly and protective friends that Mr. Foxglove has a hard time courting her—not that Ms. Bumbleflower realizes he is.