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Curious

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many of my problems would be solved by fucking a phyrexian unprotected

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Warframes aren't talked about enough for monsterfuckers. Are they monsters? Somewhat. Are they robots? Somewhat. Are they aliens? Somewhat. And it's gorgeous. There's a Warframe that can scratch an itch for all kinds, and they're all hot af🥵🥵. I've always found Nidus to be the hottest out of them all though, the disrespectful fucking I'd have with that man is insane

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ITS 1AM I WAS JUST ABOUT TO START CRANKING MY HOG AND A GECKO FELL RIGHT ON MY CHEST OUT OF NOWHERE ????

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might make a furaffinity just to talk to the cool phyrexian furry artists on there...

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having to make a constitution saving throw when she shoves it down my throat to decide whether i gag on it or take it like a champ

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getting a lot of questions about my shirt that says “I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH INDUSTRIAL MACHINERY” that are already answered by the shirt

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thank you tumblr for another home run advertisement

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having normal feelings about this card

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by なまにくATK@Nitroplus在籍@namaniku_ATK

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sex involving a fantasy creature of some variety

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petplay in the pokemon universe must go crazy

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People on twitter were talking about MTG hear me outs so.... Chat, do these count as hear me outs?

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You have a complex relationship with your body and need to keep some/all of your clothes on during sex?

That's okay, what you're wearing looks good on you.

You need to take a lot of breaks doing anything intimate because you're easily overwhelmed?

I understand, I'm just happy to be here with you.

You're on medication that impacts your libido/makes reaching orgasm really difficult?

No pressure, tell me what feels good for you, and if you get frustrated we can do something else together.

Sex isn't going to look the same for everybody and that's fine, that's normal.

Sometimes you don't orgasm, sometimes you need to stop because your mood changes out of nowhere, sometimes you get really self conscious and need accommodations to take your mind off of it.

People are too complex for everybody to go about it the same, just keep doing what feels best for you, regardless of how different it may seem from other people's experiences.

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lol this is so true. and also really cool in a way i could never explain to anyone who isn't Like This

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Be a good girl, now, and submit to the glory of Phyrexia*

*[Attached disclaimer: 400-page treatise on the Autonomous Furnace's revolutionary struggle and the independence of Phyrexian personhood from empire]