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some of the things that are recommened for vaginoplasty are so funny like. there's a four week period where i'm "encouraged to sensually explore the area" but "not allowed to climax" like okay doctor-mandated edging. if you say so lmao

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you can add shorts or panties to a nude mechanical creature to make it clear you are a senseless pervert

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facility ai whose analytics determine you’re not very good at being human and you would likely be much more comfortable as some kind of creature- so she’s already prescribed you a hormone treatment to affirm your real species! please do not resist!

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this made me laugh so hard i started coughing

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I need people outside the MTG community to know about this

An angel collared and leashed a bratty assassin like a dog and dragged her to a meeting to show her off I fucking can't

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Me and some of my moots tbh

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I think teens need to be able to go to trusted adults and say “I saw something in a porn video that freaked me out and now I’m worried I’ll have to do it too” and then the adult can say “it’s ok to be nervous about sex, but remember that you don’t have to do ANYTHING you don’t want to do, ever, no exceptions” and this should be an ongoing conversation to remind young people that sexual desire isn’t monolithic and they are not uniquely weird, cowardly, or undesirable for expressing their feelings, and they deserve sexual partners who prioritize consent & autonomy always

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good smut is really a character study and that is final. i need it to be about vulnerability i need it to be about trust or lack thereof and most of all i need it to be emotional agony. thats what sex is for

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“i’ll be your sword” okay. and. and im the sheath right. nnghhhh,,,

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paw job? i can’t even get a paw interview..

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occasionally I still see people complaining abt top/bottom discourse in fandom and like. my hot take? they don’t have to have penetrative sex at all 😭

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it’s necessary to fight back against adult content bans obviously because it leads to queer bans, but also, you cannot forget that we must fight back against these bans because adults have the right to make and enjoy adult content. no credit card company has the right to censor what we look at. yes, this includes the “problematic kinks” and stuff you think is gross and bad. just as we deserve to be openly queer online, we deserve to enjoy adult content without fear of total censorship, and it’s absurd how few places there are to do that online nowadays

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anyway, I love adult content. I love erotic art having a space to exist online. I love seeing people making connections over creativity and shared hog cranking. I don’t love everything everyone is cranking their hogs too but it’s also none of my god damn business. fuck the evangelical rise of censorship. fuck ruining people’s livelihoods.

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I love when y'all decribe the monsters dicks , it makes the story a 100x better. Like i wanna know what colour, what the tip looks like, is it bumpy? Is it smooth? Does it shoot any other colour goo than white? Is it salty? Is it sweet ? Does it start off in one colour and then fade into another shade? (Multi colour dicckkk)Does it sorta burn? Is it really sticky ? Really slimy? Do they got more than one? Does it hide in a mound and only shows when they in the mood? GIVE ME DETAILS RACHEL

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"what kind of drugs were they on" = unfunny, overused, often said by mormons

"what kind of cock were they sucking" = wow this is new and refreshing, i like this

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this is some sort of mood