phyrexian-phucker

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some varieties of maid reproduce via detonation, similar to exploding seed pods. the porcelain shards embed themselves in bystanders and [DOCUMENT REDACTED]

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yknow I really don't understand why monster dicks are allowed to be weird and animalistic and fucked up looking but god forbid pussy look like anything other than a small hairless smooth hole justice for weird pussy shapes

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man if i could shapeshift the stimming potential would be Unlimited

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DEVIOUS PENIS PUMPKIN

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i mean...

Sexual side effects of phyresis (NOT exhaustive)

Genitals display visible phyretic changes: prominent black veins that thicken during erection, metal ridges hardening on or just underneath the skin of penises, much stronger squeezing pressure and ridges lining orifices.

Every orifice self-lubricates.

The body produces more oil during arousal, and not only through genital openings. For example, the appearance of "Phyrexian tears" intensifies as oil production ramps up and leaks out the eyes.

Oil is discharged all throughout arousal.

As a result, arousal accelerates the process of phyresis, speeding the proliferation of oil inside the body.

Libido increases. Triggers of arousal may change or intensify. In particular, the idea of spreading oil, compleation, or becoming one with Phyrexia become overwhelmingly arousing.

The whole body becomes more of an erogenous zone, everywhere oil runs beneath the skin--those are nerves, after all, and without fully developed plating to cover them, they are sensitive.

Endurance increases. You can push yourself for longer as muscles metallicize and metabolism switches to ichor-based. Multiple orgasms become more likely.

Orgasms become a full-body sensation, conducting through the circulatory system up to the brain. When you cum, you feel it shooting through your veins.

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Level 1: Eldritch horror with no appendages that might be a dong.

Level 2: Eldritch horror whose appendages have plausible dong deniability.

Level 3: Eldritch horror that definitely has a dong.

Level 4: Eldritch horror that totally has its dong out, but it's not the appendage you think it is.

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just got the single funniest autocorrect from my mum a few minutes ago.

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why are hentai characters always so shiny. what's up with that

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her if/then pussy got me making a statement

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drawing robots sexual style sign me the fuck up !!

maybe some freaky tentacle shit w mizar. i love whatever they have going on in that armor

hm. have i ever mentioned how tall mizar is

pros to fucking mizar: she will be very nice to you!

cons to fucking mizar: you will not be walking away from this

the dynamic between Mizar/Alcor vs Mizar/Canis is honestly really funny to me because Mizar and Alcor are both like "this is my beautiful wife, she completes me, I love and respect her and I would kill for her" about each other

then meanwhile Mizar picks Canis up and goes "this is a sopping wet touch-starved dog I found and felt sorry for. Maybe if I rail them like a locomotive and then give them a hug it'll fix something?" ...and then it does, while also giving Canis like 5 new kinks in the process (Mizar is the only (sapient, humanoid) machine Canis has ever met who's significantly stronger than they are, and being made aware of this did while she was fucking them definitely unlocked something)

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y'know what they say

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Mommy's going to obliterate your cervix. Mommy's going to blow your cunt up with hammers

#evilblr #evildom #killer #villain #evilpussy

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Penetration is a gender-neutral act. Topping is gender-neutral. Bottoming is gender-neutral. You are not more or less of a man or a woman depending on how you fuck. You are not “fake trans” for having sex a certain way. You are not any less masculine for bottoming or any less feminine for topping.

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*A personified version of them. You don't get any benefits, favours, or relationships from it -- just a plain old fashioned fucking.

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please hear my plea

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“can you feel me twitching inside you?” yes and i’m so glad u brought it up i was just wanting to discuss this with u