phuckphragmites
when will my free time return from the war
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Juniper (she/they), 20+ lab chemist. formerly bookofsimplestars but was active on bookofvariedinterests. i promise i'm friendly haha
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phuckphragmites · 1 hour ago
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captain afab is honestly a very relatable character because whomst among us does not have some great beast that has eluded us all our lives. mine, for instance, is a decent night's sleep.
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phuckphragmites · 1 hour ago
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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
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phuckphragmites · 1 hour ago
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they are canceling me for the way i deal with grief. also, for the infinite number of destroyed universes
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phuckphragmites · 1 hour ago
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what is HAPPENING
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phuckphragmites · 1 hour ago
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started playing fallout: NV for the first time
(i really like craig)
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phuckphragmites · 1 hour ago
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You need to have the 28 other mods and all their dependencies for this mod to work, plus all the mods that they depend on. You also need to go into your x69 files and delete the .gloop file (NOT the .gleeb file!!!) and you need to run CuntExpander to generate a working skeleton for the animations and when that's done you have to reconfigure PNIS (which you should honestly be using NippleSense by now) and then deploy mods, uninstall then reinstall everything, then run PNIS again IN A SEPARATE FILE and deploy. Then it should work 👍
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phuckphragmites · 2 hours ago
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phuckphragmites · 1 day ago
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😈 You are not bound by the Hays code.
😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who are not punished by the narrative by the end of the story.
😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who win.
😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who make evil look fun and cool.
😈 You are allowed to make your fun, cool evil character the protagonist.
😈 You are allowed to glorify, romanticize and eroticize evil characters and villainous acts.
😈 You are not obligated to teach your audience a moral lesson.
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phuckphragmites · 1 day ago
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this little glamorized misogyny "joke" has run its course right. can we leave this corny demonic shit in 2023. it is done now. we've had enough.
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phuckphragmites · 2 days ago
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He's saying what we've all been thinking
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phuckphragmites · 2 days ago
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hop tuah. would a bunny say. is what a . a bunny would say hop tuah
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I don’t usually say things like this, but:
Slay
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phuckphragmites · 2 days ago
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all a girlie needs is to be surrounded by her trinkets and have ambient lighting and maybe an open window with a slight breeze
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phuckphragmites · 2 days ago
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"burgundy crepe georgette fabric" none of those words are fibers
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Nice gams
prints!
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phuckphragmites · 2 days ago
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remember congrats on the ethnostate
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