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I feel like people who keep harping on about egg prices are absolutely missing the point in all of this. Everyone knew the whole price of eggs things was a smokescreen. They people saying it knew that. Those of us hearing it knew it was. Trying to use this as a gotcha for hypocrisy does nothing for anyone.

Fascists. Do. Not. Care. That. They. Are. Hypocrites.

You are wasting everyone's time with this shit. This is like saying "but her emails!" in 2017. It might have felt good for you back then (I did it to), but it did nothing to stop anything or anyone and it sure as shit didn't affect a single Trump voter.

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i love antique stores you go to check out & theyre like “where the hell did you get this”

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Not me realizing my love for line cookery is born from my very Neurodivergent need for stringent rigid structure and routine while also at the same time have so little structure and routine as to generally be able to do what I want without too much asinine bureaucracy

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STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

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sunset will be after 7pm in 18 days

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NO AZ DON'T PUT ON THE SUIT AND BOWTIE NO AZ TUMBLR IS GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE

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wyll ravengard fresh off the craziest most traumatic experience of his life like whole future ahead of him finally done with his exile and free of his pact for the first time in his adult life deciding to get married and adopt a child at age 24 less than six months after all that is easily the most insane decision any companion can make in the whole game. someone shouldve exiled him again. to the club.

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face makeup is evil. i don’t care. like eyeshadow can be a fun and creative thing and it’s not like anybody is going to think you genuinely have purple eyelids but face makeup that’s made to look “natural” just ends up making you think your normal skin is something to be covered up and distorts your perception of your face. the whole “it makes ppl more confident!” thing is a lie because it’s not that the makeup itself is making you feel confident it’s that it creates an association with confidence and the results of that is you end up hating your face which is the opposite of building your self-confidence.

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Statue wings with awakened rose bride >>>>>

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sorry for the shitty gif but holy SHIT they really are always updating the dome THEY HAVE SPOTLIGHTS NOW

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Don't you worry about my pronouns. My pronouns are pretty standard. Worry about my adverbs. My most frequent ones are "omniously", "haphazardly" and "obliviously".

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So this was a pre-planned (and likely paid for by the Kremlin) show: to invite Zelenskyy, scold him like a kindergartener in front of the press, present him with an unreasonable "deal" - an ultimatum - knowing full well he will refuse it (as anyone in this position would). And then tell the world: "Look, our mighty Orange King could've ended this horrible war in a day, but this poorly-dressed, warmongering, ungrateful twat just doesn't want peace! It's not our fault, we did what we could!"

The show is so cheap, so transparent, yet still effective for so many brainless people.

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what if instead of analog horror we had "ants on a log" horror!

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