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i have always been too much for someone or not enough. i’m either too loud or not loud enough. i am a walking contradiction. a full glass or an empty one. there is no balance in me. tell me, what made you leave? my devastating fire or my lack of heat?
- l.r // i am never half empty
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I mean you've threatened to kill me a bunch of times. You once told me you were gonna drown me in a river like a kangaroo.
[warm laugh of fond reminiscence] I did do that
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"Are you good in bed?" No, I can't sleep.
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(with hearts in my eyes) i hate him. he sucks so bad
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@feralwolfman
endless curse of gay boy misery
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UPDATE: The girls are NOT fighting. But they're also not having sex. In fact I'm not sure what they're doing but it seems to involve a blowtorch.
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im like if a half-smoked cigarette was a person
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Did you know
If you perform action Harmlessly Bother Cat you can receive Sounds
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you can literally say anything to men, it doesn’t matter
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“…I'd be born again as another me - or a lampshade, but I'll be on earth - always...” - shelley duvall
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HAPPY METROID PRIME 4 DAY!!!!
Metroid Dread x Detective Crashmore repost in celebration
Please watch I Think You Should Leave
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