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People wanna think that because the us was bad and feeding its people propaganda about how Communism Bad that therefore the ussr must have been Good, Actually like No You Fucking Idiot. More than one country can commit war crimes at once

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FUCK ship headcanons what do you guys think about headcanoning characters as exes

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This is def one of the best spiderman edits i’ve ever seen. The transitions are *chefs kiss*

From Akeditx on youtube!!

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Btw I’m pro-quitting.  This is a quitting-positive space.  If you’re doing something and you decide “I don’t like this” or “I don’t want to do this” then you should quit.  Quitting is awesome.  Grinding only works in video james.

I quit all the time.  It’s great.

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so you know the rule in fairylands where you cant eat or drink anything or you’ll have to stay there forever? does like.. .eating out/sucking dick count

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here are some things I just heard:

a door slamming

someone exclaim “oh, you sneaky bastard”

the sound of a bell jingling down the hallway

someone at the end of the hallway gasping “hello beautiful!!” in that very special I’m-talking-to-an-unexpected-cat voice

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what do vampire bites feel like? I'm a hands on learner btw

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Hi consider this your blessing from a certified forever GM, to please make your TTRPG characters Mary Sues.

Listen if you spend enough time in the hobby you will inevitably get people turning up their nose, saying you need to make your PCs “realistic”. These people are wrong! Especially when it comes to DnD. There’s nothing wrong with tropes but after a while all the human fighters who used to be in the army, and elf wizard trying to live up their family legacy start to blur together.

The same cannot be said for the diamond-skinned demi-goddess cleric who started her prayers with “Hey mom, it’s me”; the self-described “slutty pyromaniac” tiefling sorcerer; the ranger who wanted to domesticate an army of rats and declare herself “queen of the sewers”; or the slightly macabre mushroom druid who became a sheepgirl while trying to cast “trans your gender”.

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Lmao

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donna noble wasnt allowed to say fuck because it would have made her too powerful

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The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

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online lgbt spaces went to shit once people decided that each sexual orientation/gender identity had to be completely homogenous with no variations so they began creating hyper-specific identities for themselves that have literally no meaning in real life

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stop fucking using the word psychotic to describe bad behaviour and violence already god fucking damn it