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*does a gay little run across the road that makes drivers want to hit me*

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It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

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i am going to create an environment that is so toxic

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oh yeah don’t worry about my leg bouncing, i’m fine. that’s just a thing i do when i’m bored, or excited, or nervous, or alive

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LGBT stands for Lets Guillotine Billionaires Together

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He-man: When I was just a baby, my twin sister was sent through a portal and I never saw her again.

Adora: That's awful, I'm so sorry. You know, when I was just a baby I was sent through a portal. I lost my family too

He-man: Wow, I'm so sorry.

Adora:.....

He-man:.....

Adora: Well I hope you find your sister!

He-man: Thanks, I hope you find your family some day!

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l’oréal removing words like “whitening” “fairness” “lightening” from the labels of its whitening products amidst global protests against racism instead of removing the products themselves kind of illustrates perfectly how it’s just a branding and marketing game for these big groups instead of an actual concern…

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Bush baby investigates strawberry. (strawberries are safe for bush babies to eat and the person is certified to care for the animal) (via galago_plum)

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i made a cursed quiz . 

what horror character trope are you?

rb and tag ur results pwease

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It’s not that they didn’t know how to, they didn’t want to cause this sounds amazing!

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sometimes i just want to laugh at how absurd everything is. like, jeff bezos has enough money to literally end the war in yemen. he could literally end it. nearly any celebrity in the world has the money to fix the flint water crisis. like there is a handful of rich people who, if they just put their money where their fucking mouths were, could solve so many problems. but they dont!!! they just buy another house, or a car, or a company where they don’t pay their workers fair wages so they can get richer. it’s just!!!!!!! sometimes i want to laugh bc it’s so absurd and this is why we say eat the rich. 

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The Problem with the Cops