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this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen
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phillipwilde · 1 day
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I haven’t listened to the audio, because it’s too perfect seeing characters emotionally move their mouth with tears while being completely silent.
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phillipwilde · 1 day
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before you get intimidated by a stranger online, just remember that the coolest person you know on tumblr is still on tumblr
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phillipwilde · 4 days
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phillipwilde · 6 days
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hey kids did you know that computers didn't used to automatically connect to the internet. it used to make this screaming noise. we should have listened.
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phillipwilde · 8 days
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My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.
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phillipwilde · 8 days
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on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt
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phillipwilde · 10 days
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phillipwilde · 12 days
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Reminder: Bi Visibility Day is September 23. Remember to leave cookies out for Freddie.
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phillipwilde · 13 days
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groups of people of varying heights really dont poke their heads around doorframes like they used to
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phillipwilde · 15 days
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Damage prediction on pears during transportation.
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phillipwilde · 16 days
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phillipwilde · 17 days
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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
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phillipwilde · 17 days
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Don't you worry about my pronouns. My pronouns are pretty standard. Worry about my adverbs. My most frequent ones are "omniously", "haphazardly" and "obliviously".
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