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turning up at a party with your cool friend

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nearly the end of april.. you know what that means 

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You’re welcome

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this is 90% of my adulthood experience 

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fucks sake

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things english speakers know, but don’t know we know.

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Darcy: I am so in love with Miss Elizabeth I want to marry her

Darcy to Darcy: Tell her how horrible her family is

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OMG

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harry potter books rated by the mention of swans

philosophers stone: no mentions. 0/10

chamber of secrets: fawkes is described as the size of a swan. a heart stopping moment. 8/10.

prisoner of azkaban: no mentions. 0/10.

goblet of fire: fawkes again mentioned as the size of a swan. just as exciting as the last time. 8/10.

order of the phoenix: fawkes once more mentioned as the size of a swan. a happy occasion as always. cho's patronus is a swan. a thrilling and heart warming moment. 10/10.

half blood prince: no mentions. disgusting of a book this size. 0/10.

deathly hallows: when neville opens the portrait of ariana the portrait is said to have 'swang open'. When the only mention of a swan is inside another word you know it's a bad read. 1/10.

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The Bee Movie but every time we touch, I get this feeling, and every time we kiss, I swear I could fly

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*forgets i don’t understand japanese while watching anime and switches tab*

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The Fluffiest Cats In The World.