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National Geographic on Facebook: this is a facial reconstruction of a teenage girl who lived 9000 years ago based on her remains!

half the comments: men criticizing her looks and saying she’s unattractive and mannish

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He was so smooth with it vs the chaos that surrounded him😂

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Did you die? You never post anymore.

I really just moved on over to Twitter! @NewGenderWhoDis is my handle!!!

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Yes, I can draw pearl in her canon style

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Harry Potter and How the Scene Should Have Gone

Umbridge: Mr. Potter, do you expect to be attacked in my class?

Harry: Yes.

Umbridge: What?

Harry: Well, I mean, I’m running four for four.

Umbridge: Mr. Potter-

Harry: Quirrel tried to choke me out.

Umbridge: Mr. Potter-

Harry: And Lockhart tried to wipe my memory.

Umbridge: Mr. Potter-

Harry: Of course, Professor Lupin didn’t mean it. He just forgot his potion, but still, totally went werewolf on me.

Umbridge: MR. POTTER-

Harry: And then Moody turned out to be an escaped Death Eater in disguise.

Umbridge: POTTER!

Harry: So, yeah, I figure it’s 100% you’ll attack me in June, 50/50 you’ll try to kill me, with a 25% chance of an Unforgivable curse.

Harry: (Turns to Hermione)

Harry: Did I get the math right?

Hermione: Yes.

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Sophia Bush as Voyd/Karen

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Please picture the following

Wonder Woman greeting T’Challa with the Wakanda Forever salute, but forgetting what happens when she clashes her gauntlets like that

Accidentally blowing him through three walls, a car, and M’Baku

He is, of course, completely fine, but that was certainly not the greeting he expected from the suddenly VERY apologetic Princess

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List of things I hate about my body

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Was walking through the store when suddenly they did it to me…

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yoof ( yikes + oof )

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When you’re a DM and accidentally do a crit on one of your players, making them give you That Look of Betrayal

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every time i see the word peonies without context

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im trying find a certain cat picture, its kinda grey-black cat holding on to one of those cat climb/scratch post while going :v

looks like this

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