phantxmwanderer

[phantxmwanderer]

“Not gonna lie, the hat thing was kind of a joke when I first found it the other day...but it’s kinda growing on me. Goes well with a few of my outfits. Not a fan of Minior trying to hitch a ride in it while I’m wearing it, though.”

[phantxmwanderer]

“Shouldn’t have tried sleeping outside. At least three Noctowl were hooting at each other for hours. I think a fourth joined in at some point.

Here’s a PSA: Don’t try to shoo away a parliament of noisy Noctowl. Especially if all you have for backup is a Gengar. Mine just laughed and watched while I got viciously hooted at.”

[phantxmwanderer]

xeroxsylph​:

“Well then hot dang diddly, the sun is officially fucked.”

“Language, Selen- I mean...”

“We’re too good for the sun anyway. That’s why we have our hats.”

[phantxmwanderer]

“This is perfect. The Power Of The Hat will protect us from all danger...as long as it’s directly above us.”

phantxmwanderer​:

“Found a fancy hat sitting on the ground today. It’s my hat now.”

“I, too, am a wielder of the Power Of The Hat.”

[phantxmwanderer]

“Found a fancy hat sitting on the ground today. It’s my hat now.”