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everyone knows andrew garfield and jesse eisenberg are fictional characters in the David Fincger movie about homophobia in Hollywood played by silicon valley billionaires-Facebook cofounders-turned actors eduardo saverin and mark zuckerberg respectively

andrew garfield isn’t real i hope you all know that

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Mark needs Eduardo. Eduardo needs to be needed by Mark. Chris and Dustin banter too much about James Joyce and Hegel.

That's it.

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update: discovered im a sweaterboy, it all makes sense now

funnily enough it is much more difficult to write from marks perspective, even though we are both nightmares. i wonder if that’s a nightmare trait or if it’s just too close to home…

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there's so much unexpected social network content on my dash and it's hurting my soul and burning my eyes

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And today, on Will Reading This Incredible Fic Inspire Me To Work On My Own Or Send Me Into A Soul-Crushing Spiral Of Self-Doubt And Despair? …

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my weekly therapy session is sitting on my bed cross-legged thinking about how mark zuckerberg is a jewish butch lesbian

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funnily enough it is much more difficult to write from marks perspective, even though we are both nightmares. i wonder if that’s a nightmare trait or if it’s just too close to home...

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im writing something with the @onetruedynamic for the first time and it is electric and devastating to all of my realms

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i can’t believe i’m writing my first the social network fanfiction in 2018. i can’t believe i still think about this movie every single day. i apologize to the world.

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why am i like this???????????